Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:1/25/2003 4:22pm
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:1/25/2003 6:57pm
Style: Electricity, Speed
Naomi Cambell, not Halle Berry, mowed someone down.
who are you other than some PEA in a POD! go take a karate class you DYKE!
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Posted On:1/25/2003 8:04pm
'Sin The' is the guys name from Shaolin Do.
Posted On:1/25/2003 9:07pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
No, it was Halle Berry. 100% percent for certain it was her. Also, she dropped out a movie she'd committed to shoot -- TWO DAYS BEFORE IT WENT TO CAMERA -- because it "conflicted with her wedding plans". What, she didn't realise that before?
(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Posted On:1/27/2003 7:51am
JKDChick i want to have sex with you. I only act mean and tough, because secretly i'm really insecure about my little 3-inch wrinkler. It's 3 inchs of pure pump-a-matic power though, and I wouldn't go easy on you, no sir.
Imagine sucking on a big pair of titties belonging to an old woman. You can imagine her screaming in pleasure as you suck her left nipple, the nipple, ravaged through time, has lost most of it's sensitivity, but with some expert touch, you slowly bring it back to life and bring back some of its former glory and erect it to it's fullest. Proud and standing to attention, a left nipple reporting for duty, sir!
I also recall the time i accidentally burned a hole in a prostitutes tights with a cigarette, so i shoved my willy up it.
Taking a break
Posted On:1/27/2003 8:29am
How kind of you to share that with us. It certainly gives us an insight into your tender and sensitive nature.
Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989
Posted On:1/27/2003 9:13am
Style: SECRET DEADLY
Halle Berry ran somebody down in Philadelphia P.A. about a year and a half ago.
Of course this hurts, after all it is not basket weaving.
After reading Jekyll's threads I bring back an old sig.......
Do you really train or just bore people on message boards and parties talking about it.
Posted On:1/27/2003 12:53pm
Style: Brazillian Kung Fu
First, I'm gonna hit ya...then you're gonna fall
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Posted On:1/27/2003 3:14pm
Really? Hal? I was almost positive it was Campbell. Hmm. Oh well, I never liked her anyway. Too sassy, not very classy.
Have you ever seen a turtle get down?
Slammin', jammin' to the new sweet sound?
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