-
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Achievements:- Join Date
- Sep 2002
- Location
- Cwcville
- Posts
- 5,379
- Points
- 10,844
Posted On:
1/25/2003 5:57pm
Style: Electricity, Speed--
Naomi Cambell, not Halle Berry, mowed someone down.
who are you other than some PEA in a POD! go take a karate class you DYKE!
--JamokeCaptain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon -
-
Senior Administrator
Achievements:- Join Date
- May 2002
- Location
- Canada
- Posts
- 8,144
- Points
- 13,696
Posted On:
1/25/2003 8:07pm
Style: JKD, BJJ--
No, it was Halle Berry. 100% percent for certain it was her. Also, she dropped out a movie she'd committed to shoot -- TWO DAYS BEFORE IT WENT TO CAMERA -- because it "conflicted with her wedding plans". What, she didn't realise that before?
(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"Monkey Ninjas! Attack! -
Registered Member
- Join Date
- Dec 2002
- Posts
- 60
Posted On:
1/27/2003 6:51am
--
JKDChick i want to have sex with you. I only act mean and tough, because secretly i'm really insecure about my little 3-inch wrinkler. It's 3 inchs of pure pump-a-matic power though, and I wouldn't go easy on you, no sir.
Imagine sucking on a big pair of titties belonging to an old woman. You can imagine her screaming in pleasure as you suck her left nipple, the nipple, ravaged through time, has lost most of it's sensitivity, but with some expert touch, you slowly bring it back to life and bring back some of its former glory and erect it to it's fullest. Proud and standing to attention, a left nipple reporting for duty, sir!
I also recall the time i accidentally burned a hole in a prostitutes tights with a cigarette, so i shoved my willy up it. -
Taking a break
- Join Date
- Oct 2002
- Location
- Bolton, Lancashire, UK
- Posts
- 2,611
Posted On:
1/27/2003 7:29am -
Welterweight
- Join Date
- Dec 2002
- Posts
- 790
Posted On:
1/27/2003 8:13am
Style: SECRET DEADLY--
Halle Berry ran somebody down in Philadelphia P.A. about a year and a half ago.
Of course this hurts, after all it is not basket weaving.----------------------------------------
After reading Jekyll's threads I bring back an old sig.......
Do you really train or just bore people on message boards and parties talking about it. -
Welterweight
- Join Date
- Oct 2002
- Location
- The Great White North
- Posts
- 699
Posted On:
1/27/2003 11:53am
Style: Brazillian Kung Fu--
Eewwww!
First, I'm gonna hit ya...then you're gonna fall-----------------------------------------------------
"The difference between us, and other martial arts websites you might be looking for, is that we're not going to feed you, well, bullshit about martial arts."
-Phrost -
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Achievements:- Join Date
- Sep 2002
- Location
- Cwcville
- Posts
- 5,379
- Points
- 10,844
Posted On:
1/27/2003 2:14pm
Style: Electricity, Speed--
Really? Hal? I was almost positive it was Campbell. Hmm. Oh well, I never liked her anyway. Too sassy, not very classy.
Have you ever seen a turtle get down?
Slammin', jammin' to the new sweet sound?Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks
Bookmarks
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:
1/25/2003 3:22pm
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu