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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Do you have one? I'm trying to polish mine up.

    Here's mine, in no partiular order(note that I'll start after several years of training, natch):
    1. Leung Ting and William Cheung, at the same time.
    2. Any Gracie.
    3. Any Machado.
    4. Any Chen (this will be good).
    5. Any master of 52 Hand Blocks
    6. George W. Bush
    7. Brad Pitt and Edward Norton, at the same time.
    8. The current King of Sanda when I start on this list.
    9. The current Muay Thai champion when I start.
    10. Sin Kwang The
    11. Mike Bernardo
    12. The best guy TSK can produce
    13. Bas Rutten, if he doesn't surrender first (damn frenchies).
    14. Emin Boztepe.
    15. The best fighter in Kyokushin at the time
    16. Any BAJI ! guy
    17. Ashida Kim (if I survive the BAJI ! guy)
    18. Dan Davis/TKD4thDan, at the same time.
    19. B.K. Frantzis
    20. Brian Lay (if I survive Frantzis' super chi attacks)
    21. The entire membership of Team Paul Mitchell
    22. Any Team Fairtex Member
    23. The customers at my grocery store who move **** and don't tell me
    24. Any Aikido master
    25. BOB SAPP!!!

    Of course, Bob Sapp will kill me, and my obituary will read, "He tried to fight Bob Sapp... We stuffed what was left into an urn and threw it into the sea."

    "God is dead." -Nietzsche
    "Nietzsche is dead." -God

    Edited by - Mercurius on January 01 2003 05:36:35
    "The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."

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    do you not like these people, or just want to beat them because they're good fighters?

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    Any person from the string of Dojo's Shaolin-Do. They suck and I hate them for wasting my time. Now that I am good i want to fight Sin Kwang The the supposed grandmaster.

    Don't get carried away asshole because I'm gonna give you a fight that you'll never forget!

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    Would it be tasteless for me to just rattle off a bunch of ethnic groups, followed by women and children?
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

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    IGBJJ, some I don't like, some I want to beat because they're good.

    The Gracies, for example, I don't like.

    Ashida Kim, however...

    "God is dead." -Nietzsche
    "Nietzsche is dead." -God
    "The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."

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    Why don't you like the Gracies......have you met any of them? Do you know them?

    Or do you just not like them because they ruined the mystique of kung fu and karate by handing out beat-downs all over the place?

    Just curious.....

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    Why don't you like the Gracies......have you met any of them? Do you know them?

    Or do you just not like them because they ruined the mystique of kung fu and karate by handing out beat-downs all over the place?
    Heh Heh Heh. Here's my list in no particular order.

    1.The cross eyed kid I used to go to high school with, he's an ass and he needs a beat down.
    2.The person running Young Olympians in my area, they need a beat down.
    3.The guy who beat me in DDR.
    4.The nerd who beat me in Soul Calibur 2.
    5.Lazy people in MA.
    6.Hans Bristol.
    7.The old guy down the street.
    8.People who just make me mad.

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    Personanlly I would love to try my hand against O Sensei Morihei Ueshiba. Not because I want to hurt him, as I know I would stand no chance, but just to feel the power of his legendary abilitys.

    I dont really like to fight people, but at a push, any person within the martial arts thats ignorant to other styles.

    Regards,

    "Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered,
    those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.
    Thus the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." -O Sensei Ueshiba

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    Kensai. I think you might win. I'm not sure how much power he can generate through an urn.
    Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989

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    LMAO! Ok, when he was alive, perhaps I should have said that.

    "Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered,
    those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.
    Thus the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." -O Sensei Ueshiba

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