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  1. Jenfucius is offline

    Shogun of Long Island

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    Posted On:
    7/08/2004 7:40pm

    Join us... or die
     

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    secret kung fu styles revealed!!!

    do you practice a secret kung fu style? if so, please share.
  2. CleanShave is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/08/2004 7:44pm


     Style: BJJ,MT

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    I didnt realize there was such a thing...now you have my curiosity peaked.
  3. Jolly_Roger is offline

    Lord Of the Rhymes

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    Posted On:
    7/08/2004 7:49pm


     Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango

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    I practice Wank-Off-Fu...
    From the hand of the master to the hand of the disciple, the secret lotion line has never been broken.
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
  4. OneWingedAngel is offline
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    Psi Vampire Bane

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    Posted On:
    7/08/2004 8:53pm

    supporting member
     Style: mma

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    I give this thread 12 posts before trollshido.
    Seriously, most likely grabbing somebodies crotch like that is only going to make your situation much, much worse. Unless the person doing the gullotine has no pants on, then it's okay as long as they bought you dinner first. - Kidnemo

    I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings - Max Payne
  5. Leodom is offline

    Dad

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    Posted On:
    7/08/2004 9:13pm


     Style: CMA

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    My style is so secret I don't even know what it's called.

    My Sifu will show up at my house un-announced, blindfold me and take me to a secret location. I am then drugged so I won't remember anything. After that, I am (apparently) taught some secret technique which I will be able to use without realizing it.

    When I awaken I am back home and sore. (as if I worked out, a**hole, get your mind out of the homoerotic gutter, it's not sore there). Then, inexplicably a large sum of money is removed from my bank account.

    I have now received 3 belt (sash) promotions. The sashes arrive by UPS with no return address.

    I am TH3 D34DLY (I think??!?!)
    Last edited by Leodom; 7/08/2004 9:29pm at .
    People of integrity expect to be believed. When they're not, they let time prove them right.
  6. CleanShave is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/08/2004 9:33pm


     Style: BJJ,MT

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    Do you have Chi blistes around your anus that itch and burn? That's the calling card of a good sifu.
  7. Leodom is offline

    Dad

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    Posted On:
    7/08/2004 9:44pm


     Style: CMA

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    Well, they were diagnosed as hemmorhoids but now that you mention it....
    People of integrity expect to be believed. When they're not, they let time prove them right.
  8. Depth is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/08/2004 9:47pm


     Style: Mixed

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    sure, why not. I used to teach at Temple Kung Fu (one of thousands I'm sure). So I'll share the "secret" technigue that we taught everyone before they can move up to a yellow belt. Read on...

    After you take your test for a yellow belt (or was it before being grant the "privilege" to pay them money to be in the Kung Fu club? I don't remember)... anyway. The instructor teaches you to get into a left forward leaning stance with you hands at your sides. You then pull yourself upright so that your are standing on only your right leg while tucking your left leg up to, presumably, block a kick to the groin. Your hands come up into a boxing position. Then move back into a left forward leaning stance and swing your arms in a windmill type motion downward in front of you, stopping the fists in hammer-like blows just in front of you.

    That's not the secret part.

    After you take the main part of the test your instructor takes you aside and tells you that you can now learn a secret. He shows you the same motion you learned above but this time instead of stopping the fists in front you allow them to continue on through. There you go.

    That's the secret.

    You then demonstrate this to the judges, proving that you can learn quickly and you are secure in knowing that if you just give them a bit more money that will continue to give you even more secret sauce to put on your Kung Pow chicken burger.
  9. Freddy is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/09/2004 10:06pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: Be Happy

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    If its secret you think I would share it???
    Ghost of Charles Dickens
  10. inde is offline
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    wants jade ring

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    Posted On:
    7/09/2004 10:31pm

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     Style: kung fu

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    mongoose kung fu
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