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    Asia,

    Hmmm, I don't think so.

    Key differences between me and Anthony... Anthony = rich, Me = poor

    Key differences between Franco and Ashida... Franco = threatens to SHOOT the challenger!?! Ashida... Well, you get the picture.

    Matt

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    Agreed, a moron with a gun/knife is a dangerous moron.
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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    Originally posted by Matt W.
    Asia,

    Hmmm, I don't think so.

    Key differences between me and Anthony... Anthony = rich, Me = poor

    Key differences between Franco and Ashida... Franco = threatens to SHOOT the challenger!?! Ashida... Well, you get the picture.

    Matt
    It doesn't have to be you. Hell I am willing to pack my M4 (once I get all the legal mumbo jumbo out the way.) and meet the guy with a platoon in tow. The think is pple who open state they will shoot you are STUPID. Because you may have some one with a bit more fire power and experience willing to shoot you first.
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    RIP SOLDIER

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    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
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    Now that would work, and cause Franco to soil himself.
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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    I can put Vibrio cholerae on his door handles when he's not looking, and he will be soiling himself continually into dehydration, and it will be "rice water stool" to boot.
    "Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration." -A. Lincoln

    Vote your conscience.... Vote Libertarian!

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    someone could always put liquid nitro glycerine on the door handles of his queer hotrod. then while his BP is returning to normal, you can practice dragging his ass behind a car through his neighborhood..
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    He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.

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    I got a new drink for any bartenders out there reading this, it's called "Absolut Idiot".


    Easy to make.

    Ingredients:

    1 dim wit with an extra large ego

    4 units of "Ashida Kim" $50,000 dollar challenge mixer
    -or, for you do-it-yourself types-
    1 unit of **** Talking Bitters (tm)
    1 unit of Machismo Vermouth
    1 unit of "In Your face" Corn Whiskey, extra corny
    1 unit of Not-To-Be-Taken-Seriously-Derranged-Loser Marachino Cherry Juice

    3 units of ABSOLUT vodka

    Shake or stir to preference while wallowing in painful childhood memories of degradation.

    Garnish with a lemon and a cocktail umbrella. Light on fire if the party starts going cold for that extra sense of shock and delight.
    A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill

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    redundant post
    Last edited by Sun Wukong; 7/07/2004 11:04am at .
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    As a future police officer, I cannot condone anyone attempting to commit an act of illegal violence on this man, not even to suggest that an aluminum baseball bat should be used to dent his skull since all the oil will wash off with ease.

    Also, as a skeptical humanist, I cannot pray to god that he somehow discovers this site and this thread and begins psoting here so I can call him a pathetic, cock-smoking asswipe to his face.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    Good Idea,

    I just emailed him.
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