Thread: Sammy Franco's "Open Challenge"
7/09/2004 11:08pm, #151
man that says a lot when Batman is willing to break his vow of non-lethal force to kill a group of losers....http://woodwardswhiskey.wordpress.com/
He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.
7/10/2004 12:38am, #152
My mother's opinions of sammy franco of gaithersburg:
"when I was in high school we used to call the kids from Gaithersburg "Boogers" cause they said it like that, "gaithersboog". But don't tell this guy cause he'll kill me. back then it was very rural, very hayseed "
"the cool guys from g'burg hs drove camaros
one time I went to a field party out there and a guy almost beat me up cause I almost let the zipper on my jacket touch (and maybe scratch) his car "
"Posthumandude: i'm posting all this on bullshido
Bjjegg: fabulous. he's going to kill us all
thereby winning our eternal (and I mean eternal) respect of course to fight your five-foot 100-pound mother armed only with a kitchen sink, buddies with bats, and maybe a souped-up camaro "
"in Anacostia it's all street, all the time
Bjjegg: brushing your teeth is street
Bjjegg: junior, how many times have I told you that when you brush your teeth, you STAND WITH YOUR BACK TO THE WALL? "
Posthumandude: but what i'm wondering, is if he walked up to a couple dudes chilling on the corner and tried to sell his str33t training, how would they react?
Bjjegg: mi street es su street
Bjjegg: I know what I hope they would do
Bjjegg: what they would do if there is a god
Bjjegg: and she has both a sense of humor and a sense of justice
Bjjegg: show him a little street
Bjjegg: up close
Posthumandude: I never knew you could be so vindictive. I love you, mom.
Bjjegg: and then make him haul his shiny white butt back to the exurbs quick "
"I think the indie movie of Sammy's Trip to Anacostia should definitely have a gogo soundtrack the junkyard band could do a lot with his head "
" I'm checking out "meet Sammy Franco" The pic at the bottom of the page reveals that he has tragically lost both hands in a street fight and had to have them replaced with large metal discs! "
"Posthumandude: he's like batman!
Bjjegg: but sociopathic!
Posthumandude: but vaguely homoerotic! just like batman!
Bjjegg: look at the page with the album on it! apparently he has a boyfriend with no limbs and a transparent torso!
Bjjegg: who's into s&m!
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
7/10/2004 3:10am, #153
You have a VERY cool mother.Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
7/10/2004 3:14am, #154
ALso, does anyone else find the quotes that have been used in this paragraph give it an unintentional sense of sarcasm?
One aspect that separates Sammy Franco from most "arm chair" theoreticians is that Franco has firsthand experience with "street" combat. As a result, Franco's Contemporary Fighting ArtsŪ is based on "real world" experience and application.
By the way, Yes, a sexy woman can model my CFA T-shirts, she can also give me a blow job. Women are very good at doing such things. Thanks for wasting my time. It will not happen again!Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
7/10/2004 3:41am, #155
I want Hedgehogey's mom.Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.
7/10/2004 3:42am, #156
I wouldn't mind having a mum like his, either.
*rimshot*Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.
7/10/2004 3:43am, #157Originally posted by Ironwave
puss-boy! LOL OK, pilsberry dough boy you should wear a chefs hat not a gi. what a numb nut!Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.
7/10/2004 5:02am, #158
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
From Sammy Franco post :
"Sammy's Reply: What the hell do you think this is some refined tea party? I live, eat and breath combat. I have been doing this for over 27 fucking years! I have been places and seen things that would make you puke you guts out."
Damn that guy is soooo full of himself. He could be a scriptwriter. Im guessing that he thought of his character for him. His real name is Dick Diesel and thinks hmm lets get some money and make myself a soldier boy - ive been doing 27 years of MA, my name is Sammy Franco and im a tough boy from DC
7/10/2004 5:04am, #159
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
And this offcourse
"Sammy " you can take the man out of the street but you can't take the street out of the man" Franco"
7/10/2004 6:14am, #160Originally posted by Yrkoon9
Take him up on the challenge....
One day when he is walking out of his dojo. Hit him with your car, then drop the kitchen sink on his head, and have your buddies work him over with baseball bats.
See what he thinks about that challenge then.