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    Why Wrestling is the Ultimate MA: An analysis

    I have come to the above conclusion, strictly through empirical research. While my main style is Kali (though I wrestle 2 times a week), the other day I went to a wrestling tournament, and quickly came to my senses.
    We can easily prove that wrestling is the ultimate MA based on three facts:

    1) The drinks (beer)
    2) The music (hard rock)
    3) The women (hot)

    I mean, no disrespect to Tai Chi, but when I went to tai-chi, there were only two skinny women, who listened to that irksome chinese music, and drank green tea.
    In the tournament, they were some seriously hot chicks, you could drink red beer AND they were listening to Kapanga and Kid Rock.
    While I love Kali, there arenīt many women in there (though thereīs an insane number of jokes you can make to other female MA, but they are all lame, on the line of "polishing my stick"), and I havenīt the time to go to a Yoga class, so, in your opinion, which other MA can compete with Wrestling?

    Thanks

    J.R.
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    What else but aikido is needed using these three fine distinctions

    1) The drinks - sake or whiskey
    2) The music - starts off wanky Japanese strings but soon moves on to any **** you can sing while pissed
    3) The women - strangely flexible and up for a bit of pain (both giving and recieving), also if all else fails many of the men are trannies, so you can substitute...

    Agree totally with your thoughts on tai-chi, yoga has the same type of women, so don't go there (try Pilates, fitter women)

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    Bujinkan:

    1) Drink: Sake
    2) Music: Wanky Japanese string stuff
    3) The women: What's a woman?
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    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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    Muay Thai. According to my MT coach, MT tournaments are full of very hot, superbly in shape gym chicks, yelling and screaming. And MT guys drink everything in sight after a fight (as long as the doctor says it is safe to do so, anyway).

    The fact that they are screaming "Gimme blood!" or "Make the fucker swallow his teeth!" should not be seen as an obstacle for the serious ladiesī man.

    Her boyfriend, on the other hand, may be considered a serious obstacle, specially if he is the one administering the pounding on the ring.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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    Originally posted by Matsufubu
    Bujinkan:

    1) Drink: Sake
    2) Music: Wanky Japanese string stuff
    3) The women: What's a woman?
    This is a pretty Japanese woman:
    "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
    - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

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    Originally posted by Matsufubu
    Bujinkan:

    3) The women: What's a woman?

    Sadly, itīs apparently those people who donīt like Star Trek.
    I mean, how can they solve anything without the guidance of the Federation?
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    Originally posted by Jolly_Roger
    Sadly, itīs apparently those people who donīt like Star Trek.
    I mean, how can they solve anything without the guidance of the Federation?
    -I know, I refer to my Starfleet manual for just about every concievable situation.

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    Originally posted by stoogejitsu
    -I know, I refer to my Starfleet manual for just about every concievable situation.

    Bwahahaha!
    I have TEH KLINGON MANUAL!
    PHEAR ME, BIOCHTES!!!!!!

    (Still, no "woman" for about 25 light years...)
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    Yes.
    Itha Sucka lotaa ballsaaa
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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