6/21/2004 5:26am, #41
norris versus tyson would be interesting, dont forget good ol chuck has a brown belt under the machadosCLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
6/21/2004 5:47am, #42
Damn that Norris! Trying to unbullshido himself... One less to make fun of."Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan
El Guapo says dance!
7/02/2005 3:45pm, #43
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7/02/2005 4:50pm, #44
Your Dad is a smart man.
Originally Posted by EternalRage
7/02/2005 5:31pm, #45
7/02/2005 6:35pm, #46
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- Stockholm, Sweden
Me, mom and dad:
DAD: so how's karate going?
ME: It's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. It's very different from karate
DAD: Ok, whatever. You get one of those cute little outfitts though, don't you?
MOM: It's not small, it takes up the whole washing machine!
ME: ...I pointed at him [the panhandler], bringing my rear hand up in a subtle approximation of the double Wu Sau guard that is the default hand position in Wing Chun Kung Fu.
"Step away," I hissed.
7/02/2005 6:59pm, #47Originally Posted by PoleFighter
My little sister calls every thing that looks like a martial art "karate". it's kind of cute.
Even boxing is "karate"
7/02/2005 9:28pm, #48
"How's your Karate going?"
"...You mean tennis...?"
7/03/2005 3:06am, #49Originally Posted by CrashStitches
Ever held a beef heart at the grocery store? It's
pretty tough, solid muscle. I think if you got your
hand around it, it would come out in one piece.