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  1. Jolly_Roger is offline

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     Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Originally posted by CrashStitches
    Absorb my eggs. Unless you know REAL KUNG FU. DEADLY.
    A better option is:
    "Andá a masturbarte en el baño con una tonfa de policía mientras ves una foto de Ernest Borghnine en la época de Airwolf".

    Try it.
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
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     Style: Sanshou/Wrestling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Masturbate with a tonfa to a picture of Ernest Borghnine?

    I think masturbating with a tonfa might be too hardcore for some people out there. I guess they should start with an egg.
  3. Antagony is offline
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     Style: Filthy Jailhouse Tactics

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!


    LET THE FAPPING BEGIN!

    DON'T FORGET YOUR TOOL --

    MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX

    "blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
    "Fag."
    "Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"
  4. Greese is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I remember watching a Chuck Norris movie with my dad and he said that Tyson would beat Chuck's ass.
    And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    He probably would.
    Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.
  6. Jolly_Roger is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Originally posted by greese1
    I remember watching a Chuck Norris movie with my dad and he said that Tyson would beat Chuck's ass.
    To be honest, I think Tyson would beat anyone´s ass*


    * Unless you´re CroCop, Minotauro or Sakuraba, in which case, WTF are you doing watching a movie of Carlos "El Chucka" Norris**?

    ** Unless it is that one where he fights the Karate Cop...that one is a Gojira movie in disguise...
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
  7. CharlieDeft is offline

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     Style: muay thai, BJJ

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    lol man, great thread.
  8. EternalRage is offline
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    WARNING: BJJ may cause airway obstruction.

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    Join us... or die
     Style: Bajillion Joo Jizzu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Chuck would kill Mike Tyson. He would do a Kuchiyose No Jutsu (summoning spell) and bring forth the spirit of Bruce Lee. They would do their Dragon Claw Combo on him.

    Is there any relation btwen tyson and tyson chicken? like i kno theres something going on between george foreman and the foreman grill...
  9. Stiles is offline

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    Originally posted by EternalRage
    Chuck would kill Mike Tyson. He would do a Kuchiyose No Jutsu (summoning spell) and bring forth the spirit of Bruce Lee. They would do their Dragon Claw Combo on him.

    Is there any relation btwen tyson and tyson chicken? like i kno theres something going on between george foreman and the foreman grill...
    :D
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     Style: Punk Rock

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Tyson uses REAL DEADLY KUNG FU RELIGION to dismember the chickens for packaging.
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