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  1. Gringo Grande is offline
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    Ninjer Pile on Me! Hurr!

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    6/07/2005 1:39pm

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    Double the TV Bullshido

    I rarely watch television except for the occasional movie and sporting events. So whilst flipping through the channels after the NBA game last night, I was confronted with not one, but two cases of reality bullshido.

    1) I'm not certain of the programs name, but I posted it before...some Dr. who is a plastic surgeon does TKD....either ITF or WTF...he's been seen training on other episodes before.

    Well in this episode, he's training to compete again (he used the word fight) after a 3 year layoff...because he was KO'd. Anyways, spend 10 minutes filled with the usual, "I'm deadly, the is fighting for real, full contact, take no prisoners", etc, etc. They show a small bit of him sparring someone who was supposedly a Korean Army champ for practice (his instructor) and he is just getting worked silly by the much smaller opponent.

    Ok...bad...it gets worse.

    2) Later on I happen to catch a glimpse of Karate Uniforms and low and behold...it is the Gotti show and Victoria and her sister are taking "Self Defense". Looks like TKD or some McDojo BS again. Best part of the entire show is at the end.

    Victoria's sister asks one of the sons to "grab her". So he does and she looks all confused and doesn't do anything. He's like, "what's up" and she says you grabbed the wrong arm...you have to grab the right arm. So she sticks out her right arm and the kid (who has done a little boxing) pretends to stick her in the face/grabs her arm/punches her again.

    Classic...and much more hilarity ensues.

    It was so terrible I had to share and the first person smaller than me with less skill who makes any comments about me watching these shows I'm kicking your ass. ;)

    Gringo Grande
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    (The Llama bit my junk but the ref didn't see it).
  2. Stick is offline
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    Mostly, I just sit here. Mostly.

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    Posted On:
    6/07/2005 1:42pm

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  3. Bizzaro Root is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/07/2005 1:50pm


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    gahey...(6'2" 190lbs.)
    Eduardo "Why'd you stop."

    Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."

    Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."

    Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."

    Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."


    Originally posted by Ralek
    My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.
  4. Ronin is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/07/2005 1:55pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bizzaro Root
    gahey...(6'2" 190lbs.)
    That is one huge penis.
  5. PirateJon is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/07/2005 3:13pm

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    That's as good as that xma "documentary" that comes on the discovery channel every other week. CHI animations rule.
  6. JohnnyCache is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/07/2005 3:15pm

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    ugh. I've seen that. By "Documentary" you mean "commercial."
    There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
  7. BSDaemon is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/07/2005 3:28pm

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    The show is “Dr. 90210”

    The good doctor competed in a TKD tournament, where he performed awful Kata, and “fought” beating some fat green belt with some craptastic spinny, back-blocking point sparring. He got some trophy, and he gives chicks boobs. What a life.
  8. Gringo Grande is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/08/2005 9:24am

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    Bud he got worked silly by a Korean dude training in this episode...I mean knocked down several times, rattled bad.

    Bizarro....6'6" 240lbls...but you probably have more skill than me which is why I specified smaller and suckier...so go ahead and make fun of me...I'll be scared of you.

    ;)

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    (The Llama bit my junk but the ref didn't see it).
  9. Phrost is offline
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    6/08/2005 9:41am

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    My wife watches those shows, and I've seen the TKD doctor... embarassing. It just lets us know that we've got a shitload of work to do around here.

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