Posted On:12/11/2002 3:26am
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
I got this in one of my email boxes today:
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Subject: DWG Needed! 23526
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 09:04:08 GMT
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I'm sorry I have to send this again, my last email account died.
If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:
1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with memory adapter.
2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.
I need a reliable source!! Please only reply if you are reliable.
Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: Josh0139@aol.com
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on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 09:04:08
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What the hell?
Posted On:12/11/2002 3:43am
Style: JKD, BJJ
Obviously fake. He didn't ask for an Illudium Q-37 Explosive Space Modulator.
"I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert."
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:12/11/2002 3:51am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering ka-booom!
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
Posted On:12/11/2002 4:05am
I wouldn't want to meet that freak in an alley, he seems a little unstable.
Decafinated white belt.
Posted On:12/11/2002 4:48am
I think its a geektrap... yeah... definitely geeks...
&lt;Me&gt; John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? &lt;John&gt; *smacks me*
&lt;John&gt; I'd have to smack you sometime...
Katana, on 540 kicks: "Hang from a ceiling fan with both hands. Flail your feet out and ask people to walk into you as you hit their face."
Posted On:12/11/2002 6:50pm
Of course it's a geek trap, PROPER time travellers use sonic screwdrivers, not mind-warp watches......
Posted On:12/12/2002 12:28am
Style: Be Happy
No such thing as a transducing capacitor. No such thing as a carbon capacitor or a silicon capacitor. Capacitors do exist as an electronic component. Transducers exist but what on earth is he transducing to what??
Please someone put this WANNA BE time traveler out of his misery.
Ghost of Charles Dickens
Posted On:12/12/2002 12:34am
He's obviously mass mailing in hopes of encountering a real time traveller. Actually it's kind of smart, in a twisted, mentally ill kind of way. Some sick logic to it.
"I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert."
Posted On:12/12/2002 12:58am
As Prof. Hawking has said, if time travel is possible..its should be clearly evident since we should be inundated with day trippers from the future already....
Posted On:12/12/2002 2:09am
That assumes that we exist in the future. No evidence of that one yet, and if things keep going the way they're going, we probably won't. I predict that giant tsunami will wipe out the east coast with 4,000 years - saw it on the Discovery channel the other day. At any rate, some sort of natural catastrophe is going to wipe us out long before time travel is discovered.
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