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    Originally posted by patfromlogan
    Thank God I'm out of High School.

    Do what the Army Ranger did to me when I thought that four of us could take him on. He reached over and pinched my belly flab and dropped me to my knees where I said "Uncle, I give up, you win, I'm an idiot, you da' man, I da' fool, please stop hurting me, ouch, ****, ****, mommy! mommy save me!!"
    I am getting a big list of things to do to this guy lol...
    Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
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  2. #42

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    Tea bag, knees, get the tea bag...actually knees might be difficult from there, because it's not the north south pos , and he may try to bite your balls. But still...tea bag...
    Last edited by Blad3; 6/05/2004 9:34am at .
    "Training = pain." - I said that.

    PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

  3. #43

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    what if i have no balls.....

    lol just playing, pinching teabaging forcing him to suck... is pretty gay stuff lol
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  4. #44

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    Just go teabag and kimura or armbar if the knees from north/south aren't working. Keep you legs as close together as possible (thus possibly preventing a balls/penis bite.) :P Or just go to the side mount and armbar, don't know why I'm telliong you this but anyway...maybe it's because you asked... er yeah...
    "Training = pain." - I said that.

    PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

  5. #45
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    If your knees are close, you have no base. Just wear a cup.... he isnt biting through that. Asshat.

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    Originally posted by J-Lau
    Remember... North South knees. I cant stess this enough...
    Thats just CRUEL! Effective as hell but still CRUEL!!!:D
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    RIP SOLDIER

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    Don't mess with the Mega-Buster supporting member
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    get him in a boston crab or some other ridiculous wrestling hold....OH! Bulgarian Headlock ...that **** is T3H D34DL3Y! ...and make sure to blast him in the leg once before taking him down.
    Secret moves such as hitting a thing with your hand and hitting a thing with your leg have been stolen and degenerated by arts like karate, boxing, muay-thai, Kung-fu, and basketball. -Epicurious

    I for one welcome our new Ninja overlords.
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    I figure fighting a group of chunners would be like water torture, its not the force as such, just the constant trickle of chain punches wearing down your sanity. -The Juggernoob

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    Not to be a buzz kill, but try not ot hurt the guy too bad. You bust his teeth out or crack his arm, police and lawyers might soon be involved.

  9. #49

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    Originally posted by Punisher
    Not to be a buzz kill, but try not ot hurt the guy too bad. You bust his teeth out or crack his arm, police and lawyers might soon be involved.
    what would your reccomend....
    Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Obviously this is one sided... a guy who studies anything for a couple of weeks and then drops out, and doesnt have any kind of atheletic body is in for a pounding... (you would hope to god anyways)

    Not that that doesnt make it entertaining, make sure to post as many inflated pictures of him crying like a little bitch at school, just to make up for the **** he talked about you.

    And naturally, I shouldnt even need to remind you, but to post the video here, so we can all laugh at the fatties misfortune.

    Heh heh... oughta be sweet, I envy you... come to think of it, your going to have a big fat sweaty bastard all over you, no, I dont really envy you at all.

    lol

    TT

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