Posted On:6/03/2004 10:11pm
Style: Kyokushin and Goju-Ryu
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Posted On:6/03/2004 10:12pm
I jus relized i posted this in the wrong forum.
Posted On:6/03/2004 10:42pm
Thanks whoever moved this:D
Stand and Deliver!
Posted On:6/03/2004 10:47pm
Style: JKD Concepts, Kyokushin
Your mom's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out
"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby
Posted On:6/03/2004 10:48pm
Your mom's so fat, when she wore her red T Shirt, people started yelling "HEY KOOL-AID!!"
Posted On:6/03/2004 10:50pm
Your mom's so fat her blood type is rocky road.
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Posted On:6/03/2004 10:53pm
Style: Mixed Martial Arts
Dude... your moms a MILF
Posted On:6/03/2004 10:56pm
LOL!! Keep 'em comin!
Posted On:6/03/2004 11:07pm
ohhh just look at that ASS, that is a SWEET ass (what a milf!)
Posted On:6/03/2004 11:43pm
Ah memories, but I don't know if I want go down that lane.
Oh no, it's happening, temptation....must....fight..
"Yo mamma's so fat that when she puts on a sweater with green and white stripes she'd look like a football field."
"Yo mamma's so fat that her blood type is Ragu."
"Yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application."
"Yo mamma's so dumb she thought masterbation was a karate teacher."
"Yo mamma's so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund."
"Yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped into mid-air she got stuck."
"Yo mamma's so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention."
"Yo mamma's so dumb that when I told her that we were out of gas she farted in the car."
"Yo mamma's so dumb that when she went to see the movie 'Juice' she brought a cup."
"Yo mamma's so fat that when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY."
::stops when he realizes what he's just done::
Originally Posted by Newb1
B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.
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