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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Post your fav. yo mamma jokes!

    Post all of your favorites!

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    I jus relized i posted this in the wrong forum.

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    Thanks whoever moved this:D

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    Your mom's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    Your mom's so fat, when she wore her red T Shirt, people started yelling "HEY KOOL-AID!!"
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    Your mom's so fat her blood type is rocky road.
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    Dude... your moms a MILF

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    LOL!! Keep 'em comin!

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    ohhh just look at that ASS, that is a SWEET ass (what a milf!)

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    Ah memories, but I don't know if I want go down that lane.

    Oh no, it's happening, temptation....must....fight..

    "Yo mamma's so fat that when she puts on a sweater with green and white stripes she'd look like a football field."

    "Yo mamma's so fat that her blood type is Ragu."

    "Yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application."

    "Yo mamma's so dumb she thought masterbation was a karate teacher."

    "Yo mamma's so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund."

    "Yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped into mid-air she got stuck."

    "Yo mamma's so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention."

    "Yo mamma's so dumb that when I told her that we were out of gas she farted in the car."

    "Yo mamma's so dumb that when she went to see the movie 'Juice' she brought a cup."

    "Yo mamma's so fat that when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY."


    ::stops when he realizes what he's just done::
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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