Posted On:5/31/2004 2:22am
I've found a post that tops the previous one:
American kenpo, on the other hand, only uses very realistic movements in its art. What makes the art spectacular is its speed. Almost all American Kenpo black belts can spit out 11 hit combos in less than 2 seconds. If you want to talk spetacular, I don't think that there's anything more spetacular than someone who can hit a guy at a speed illustrated in Japanese animes. Check out The Perfect Weapon starring American kenpo expert Jeff Speakman as prove.
Your brother in the martial arts,
Note that in the original post, "American Kenpo" is always in red letters.
Last edited by Hedgehogey; 5/31/2004 2:26am at .
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
Modesty forbids more.
Posted On:5/31/2004 8:04am
Style: Muay Thai, BJJ newbie.
A miko-kunoichi spy ring...that person could write scripts for hentai anime.
That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
- W.B. Yeats
Posted On:6/01/2004 9:09pm
It just keeps getting better and better. Or worse.
Posted On:6/01/2004 9:16pm
Style: Extreme Ukemi
I remember the bear hug defense from streets of rage 3. Also, when bear hugged, you can kick anyone charging at you from the front. Easily.
Hint: It's the C button.
Posted On:6/01/2004 9:22pm
Style: Submission Wrestling.
Hedge, I've read many of the threads at MAP with your arguing, you always own them and they never seem to stop BSing.
"Training = pain." - I said that.
PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.
Posted On:6/01/2004 9:28pm
Hmm...I wonder whether I can use 'telekiness' to slap all of the true believers on that thread upside the head over long-distances...
Posted On:6/01/2004 9:29pm
I've been "sin binned" for creating this thread.
Posted On:6/01/2004 10:29pm
There's that one Scottish guy who seems to love wing chun and Kung Fu too much lol, he and all of them just dissmiss you (Hedge) rather than trying out lessons of BJJ/MMA etc...
Posted On:6/01/2004 11:31pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
Those guys are the kiwarriors with a few years on them.
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Posted On:6/01/2004 11:47pm
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
You two should get a stipend for this.
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