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    I've found a post that tops the previous one:

    American kenpo, on the other hand, only uses very realistic movements in its art. What makes the art spectacular is its speed. Almost all American Kenpo black belts can spit out 11 hit combos in less than 2 seconds. If you want to talk spetacular, I don't think that there's anything more spetacular than someone who can hit a guy at a speed illustrated in Japanese animes. Check out The Perfect Weapon starring American kenpo expert Jeff Speakman as prove.

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    Note that in the original post, "American Kenpo" is always in red letters.
    Last edited by Hedgehogey; 5/31/2004 2:26am at .


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    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    A miko-kunoichi spy ring...that person could write scripts for hentai anime.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


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    It just keeps getting better and better. Or worse.
    http://www.martialartsplanet.com/for...6&page=2&pp=15


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    I remember the bear hug defense from streets of rage 3. Also, when bear hugged, you can kick anyone charging at you from the front. Easily.



    Hint: It's the C button.

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    Hedge, I've read many of the threads at MAP with your arguing, you always own them and they never seem to stop BSing.
    "Training = pain." - I said that.

    PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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    Hmm...I wonder whether I can use 'telekiness' to slap all of the true believers on that thread upside the head over long-distances...

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    I've been "sin binned" for creating this thread.


    "The only important elements in any society
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    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    There's that one Scottish guy who seems to love wing chun and Kung Fu too much lol, he and all of them just dissmiss you (Hedge) rather than trying out lessons of BJJ/MMA etc...
    "Training = pain." - I said that.

    PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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    Those guys are the kiwarriors with a few years on them.

    dip-SHITS.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    ::Brain melting::

    You two should get a stipend for this.

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