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  1. MaverickZ is offline

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    The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

    I dunno if you guys have read this or not, but i found it hilarious. my cow-orkers are giving me funny looks already for laughing at the computer.

    http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html


    some tidbits:

    "The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'. "

    "Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker') "

    "Camouflage body paint is not a uniform. "
  2. PizDoff is offline

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  3. Nid is offline

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    pwned.
  4. tkdan28 is offline
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    Re: The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

    Originally posted by MaverickZ
    "Camouflage body paint is not a uniform. "
    hmm... sometimes it can be.
    Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69

    It's just that I carry weapons and have no moral compass anymore. -- JKDChick

    At least until the Wing Chun clown car arrives. --JKDC
  5. JKDChick is offline
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    I always loved:

    "If the thought of something makes me giggle for more than 30 seconds, I am to assume I am not allowed to do it."
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
  6. PizDoff is offline

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    I can't find the "transform the hummers into a robot" one......
    Am I going blind? It must be from all that mastur.......uh, nevermind.
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  7. tkdan28 is offline
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    Posted On:
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    "It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, no longer applies to Specialist Schwarz."
    "Crucifying mice - bad idea."
    "Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!’ while out on a mission is bad idea"
    "I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
    Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same."

    I'll stop now....
    Last edited by tkdan28; 5/27/2004 8:53pm at .
    Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69

    It's just that I carry weapons and have no moral compass anymore. -- JKDChick

    At least until the Wing Chun clown car arrives. --JKDC
  8. tkdan28 is offline
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    Originally posted by PizDoff
    I can't find the "transform the hummers into a robot" one......
    Am I going blind? It must be from all that mastur.......uh, nevermind.
    #191

    just one more:

    "I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance."
    Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69

    It's just that I carry weapons and have no moral compass anymore. -- JKDChick

    At least until the Wing Chun clown car arrives. --JKDC
  9. Chupacabra is offline
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    I may not line my helmet with tin foil to ‘Block out the space mind control lasers'.

    Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things.

    May not challenge anyone in my chain of command to the ‘field of honor'.
  10. Bard of DorAr is offline

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    I'm guilty of challenging my Superior Officer to a swordfight.... It was all in good fun though and he didn't take it TOO badly. Didn't accept either, but didn't take it badly.

    Sidenote, I have to ask due to the Avatar... Piz, your favorate's number 200, yes?
    Last edited by Bard of DorAr; 5/28/2004 10:00am at .

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