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    Originally posted by bunyip
    I noticed the 12-year old in front of her launching into some sort of arm-windmilling, head-spinning, weird, wild, and wonderful body gyration, so I assume she was talking to him.
    Left leg cross-steps behind right as right & left hands come across the body. Body lowers into cross-step as hands circle over head and meet at the navel. Hands come up together, as if you were cupping water, as you rise out of cross-step to feet together, hands turn over and press down as you bow.

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    What now?

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    Pay them in Monopoly money.

    Instructor in a 3 piece suit huh. When I was still with TKD, there was this one kid whose father got really into living vicariously thru his son's tkd tournaments. He would dress up in 3 piece suits too when he went to these tournaments with his son.

    However, he was a good 225-250 pounds and was an ex undercover DEA agent.

    Moral of the story: if they are wearing a suit its probably to distract you from all the crazy scars they have underneath from fighting over the last several decades.

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    Unless.... maybe thats the uniform u have to wear when you become an instructor!!! You have to wear a three piece linen made in italy suit. They probably have silk patches you can have sewn onto ur suit too.

    Wow if thats wat instructors wear I wonder what the masters wear. Tuxedos? Maybe if you get real high in the ranking you can earn ur cummerbund.

    Probably cost alot tho. Give them BoardWalk and a RailRoad and ur Get out of Jail Free card...

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    Originally posted by Matsufubu
    Bull-****, Mr. Han-Man!
    Man, you come straight out of a comic book! ~takes karate ready to fight stance~
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    Miguk... what the hell is your avatar?
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    The part where how much it costs is based on how much you've got is kind-of creepy.
    I've had free lessons when I was broke and paid when I wasn't, but that's different
    than basing it on income-level/profile. Hmmm
    It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Originally posted by Matsufubu
    Bull-****, Mr. Han-Man!
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    Man, you come straight out of a comic book! ~takes karate ready to fight stance~



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    Great reporting Bun-yip! Now for you're first lesson haggle with them up front about the price. I do not have a credit card I must bring the correct amount of cash!

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    In response to the questions:

    No, I don't have a hidden camera. No, Ms. S___ is not hot. And no, I don't have any good reason for leaving out their names, but it doesn't add anything to the story to include them, and I don't know anything about libel laws, so they're staying out.

    Anyway, without further ado, lesson 1:
    "I'm offering straight punch, kick while downed to the ribs or head, and of course- the german suplex...which is one suplex quickly followed by another." - Guerilla Fists

    Matt Thornton explains "aliveness": http://www.bullshido.com/videos/sbg2.wmv

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