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    be prepared

    quick photoshop
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    I like the nunchaku at the feet.
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    Badness will not be rewarded supporting member

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    This is way too good. Why do I believe it? Because you just can't make this stuff up . . .

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    AHH I wanna know what happens!! What happens if this turns into a hostage situation?? Bullshido will bust in to the rescue right?? RIGHT?

    This has the making for an awesome Bullshido Publicity Video. "Sick of bullshit in the martial arts? Well so are we...and we are ready to kick ass to prove it!" *bunyip tied in chair at C.O.R.E. headquarters, with a bunch of Gi wearing students in low horse guarding the door. Bunch of people bust in, and take them quickly to the ground and choke them out. Then everyone gives the thumbs up, and winks* "Bullshido...protecting you from the bullshit in martial arts."
    Daniel: I don't know if I know enough karate.

    Miyagi: Feeling correct.

    Daniel: You sure know how to make a guy feel confident.

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    Badness will not be rewarded supporting member

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    Originally posted by JKDChick
    This IS the best thread EVER.
    I thought "ask a monk" was . . . whatever happened to that thread anyway? Or Wu-De for that matter . . .

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    Originally posted by FledglingTengu
    You ARE gonna go to THE CORE, right? I mean, you're gonna pass the white belt test, go to THE CORE, and then tell them that they are THE BULLSHIT and leave, right?? Please???
    What makes you so sure that he will be selected for such an honour? He might not pass his white belt test! :D

    LOL@Centre Of Rectal Entry! That's beauty.

    LMAO@that breaking the arm bullshit. Obviously those assclowns have never even seen a compound fracture before. You're just as likely to break your own arm doing that, not to mention ripping it open by dragging it down his broken arm.

    Man, I should have been in bed two hours ago, but no way could I crash without reading the latest installment of this saga!
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    Practise two voices to take with you to CORE and your acceptance speech/white belt test.
    One, a screeching, strained noise of alarm to talk with. The other a deep, groovy kind of R&B thing. Insert in the obvious places as you say something like:

    "Listen, I just want to thank you guys so much for accepting me into my WHITE! belt and I look forwards so much to that day, many years from now when I shall be worthy of my black belt. It has long been a dream of mine to finally reach a black belt and yet this does not at all diminish the deep reverence in my heart I feel, for the attainment of this WHITE! belt you've all worked so hard for me to achieve. I only hope one day I can come and stay with you at your house. Do you have any children? *cough* Grandchildren?"

    Also, continually refer to Mr X and Ms S as a couple. Like Mr and Mrs X, and whenever Mr X sort of has a particularly friendly moment, refer to him as Mr S (as in Ms S's other half).

    I say annoy the hell out of 'em before it's over and you have to pay for the privelage. SCARE them with the insanity of the world they live in...and invite you to.

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    The more I think about it, the more depressed I am that we can't see vid of all this. :(

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    Originally posted by Dustdevil
    The more I think about it, the more depressed I am that we can't see vid of all this. :(
    You probably could, but it would be the most expensive video in the world.
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    You should write a book, call it the Mcdojo experinece.
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