I've started training at a McDojo!

**Blad3** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 6:22pm

Dochter np, I'm always giving detailed insights and opinion's on posts I enjoy.

If you're really that thankful you can make your own psuedo post and I can LOL at every sentence, for your own pleasure of course...

btw you've gone from being the "-10" worst person on my Bullshido list, to no -12 (the lower the worse), making you my least favorite person. This now means that my no -11 and -10 slots are free, meaning my no 1+ and 2+ most favorite people have to go to -1 and -2 BECAUSE OF YOU, Dochter, so thanks again for your above post.

**Dochter** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 6:41pm

You've never successfully balanced a checkbook have you?

**Blad3** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 6:49pm

I've never had one.

-13, -14...

**Dochter** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 6:52pm

ready or not here you come.

**Rashomon** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 7:54pm

the top instructor (Mr. K) will drive me, in his car, to the Center of Records and Enrollment..."

"I only listed my mother as my emergency contact, so Mr. X wanted to double check that my dad was still in the picture."

Wow. What a great guy! It really IS like a family over there, Bunyip. You know, it isn't every sensai that would go out of his way for you like that. Maybe some day you can repay the favor for him... like, if he calls you at 2:00 am needing a favor. :D

Oh, and it was rather nice of him to make sure you bring all of your essentials (your check book) to your indoctrination... er... white belt exam. <sniff> Sort of reminds me of my mother... making sure I didn't leave my packed lunch before heading off to school.

**Punisher** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 8:10pm

I also learned the "defense from kimono grab", which went like this: My opponent (who is presumably Frankenstein) rushes at me, arms extended, to push on my shoulders. As Frankenstein is right handed, there will probably be more force from his right hand, so I use his energy to pivot 90 degrees to my left into a low horse stance. My left hand pins his left hand to my right shoulder as I simultaneously execute an upward block with my right hand, causing a compound fracture in his arm. Next, I drag my arm back down his arm, catching the bones which are now protruding through the skin and ripping them free. This motion also jerks his arm forward, causing his head to snap backwards from the whiplash. I karate chop his throat (we had covered the karate chop earlier this lesson), killing him, because it only takes "3 pounds of force to damage the trachea and 5 pounds of force to permanently close it".

This is the American Kenpo technique, "Lone Kimono".

http://home.att.net/~akfk/techniques/lonekimono.htm

It actually works pretty well if you forget the bullshit arm break thing.

**Darting Fingers** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 8:13pm

I think I would feel slightly uncomfortable driving in some weirdo's car to a place they call the C.O.R.E.. I'd be inclined to think it's more likely to be the Centre Of Rectal Entry, Moons of Jupiter style **** from how bizzare these people sound.

**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 8:19pm

Originally posted by brandeissansoo
This is awesome.

Originally posted by supercuto
I've been reading these forums for a few months now and I have to say that, by far, this is the greatest thread ever. The reporting is fantastic. This place sounds like a real cult. Can't wait to read about the final lesson.

ditto, this one is heading to Bullshido Classics and Mega Threads.

**ravenink** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 9:07pm

y'know, I'm not sure I'd be comfortable riding in HIS car to CORE. Admittedly you could probably beat up the entire freaking mcdojo, but still that sounds like a recipe for a bad situation.

**FledglingTengu** · Posted On: 6/01/2004 9:20pm

You ARE gonna go to THE CORE, right? I mean, you're gonna pass the white belt test, go to THE CORE, and then tell them that they are THE BULLSHIT and leave, right?? Please???