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    go blow peedee,

    LOL......I don't even have to ASK what you train to KNOW that is Kung Fu....

    i don't train in kung fu.
    i did a bit of TKD until it just to to retared to continue with.

    but ****, if there was some BJJ here, i'd be in my gi, down on the mat, ass in the air with the other guys legs spread faster than you could say "Peedee lick my scrotum" or "Peedee, spread it further apart" Go **** yourself dickhead.

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    baaaaa baaaaaaaa

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    what did i just say dick licker? **** off.

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    >I still hope you go grapple some clown while his mate smashes a bottle over your head.

    The above statement PROVES you know absolutely NOTHING about the realities of fighting.

    It's pathetic.

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    Such as thou art, sometime was I. supporting member
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    I had a bottle smashed over my head once; it was pretty funny. It was a good thing I wasn't on the ground grappling with someone at the time.
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    The point I was making was that everyone stupidly assumes that all groundfighters jump to the floor the first opportunity they get, of course that is bullshit, anyone who knows anything knows how easily a fight can end up on the ground, wether you want it there or not.

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    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

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    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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    >The point I was making was that everyone stupidly assumes that all groundfighters jump to the floor the first opportunity they get

    We ALL know that grapplers immediately go to the ground right away. Most of the time they will lay on the ground and wait for you. Grapplers always lose. This has proven time and again my the great fight media of our time, VIDEO GAMES!!!! Who usualy wins with Zangief? Or with Ganryu or Jack on Tekken? Grapplers are all big dumb slow idiots!!! And wrestlers SUCK!!!!

    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!
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    peedee, you always get caught with your dick in ya mouth!

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    LOL @ Asia.

    *whilst lying on the floor waiting for potential opponents*

    Jamoke, what you are describing would be very difficult and require surgery.

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    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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    really? peedee is double jointed! you know, from all those tangled up wrestling/sexual positions.

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