...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:5/23/2004 10:13pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
So I rented this movie, expecting a LOTR parody, but instead I get really silly porn with fantasy costumes.
It would have been more appealing to me if there were more of a LOTR parody built in.
However, "Misty Mundae" seemed to actually have reasonable acting. A lot of the other actors and actresses, sadly, had rather poor acting. If you're going to do a porn film, you might as well have good acting so that the settings are more evocative.
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Posted On:5/23/2004 10:20pm
Style: Muay Thai, Hapk
lol, saw this once on showtime. i sorta liked the "scene" where they're all at the campfire.
Lord Of the Rhymes
Posted On:5/23/2004 11:18pm
Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango
That's my kind of fantasy! :-)
These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!
THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
Posted On:5/24/2004 9:45am
I saw part of it on showtime to, it was kind of funny and very silly, as a porno it was downright horrible.
Posted On:5/24/2004 12:27pm
Style: Filthy Jailhouse Tactics
Porn rules. I was much disappointed to see that webpage lacked any shots of g-string booty.
MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX
"blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
"Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"
"Santa is dead kid, welcome to the suck"
Posted On:5/24/2004 8:02pm
I salute the porn industry
I have niether the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manor of which I provide it.
-A few good men
As the internet turns - omega
As well as the porn actresses :)
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