Posted On:5/24/2004 12:25pm
Im a big punisher fan and I thought both movies sucked. The first one...well enough has been said. The second one has almost nothing to do with the original story. Frank Castle's family was killed in a drug shooting crossfire. Now I know how hollywood works, but come on, a family reunion? Where everybody dies. Thats a bit much. I didnt like all the comical bullshit they added (going through the walls and leaving silloutes??). It should of been darker and more gritty. It should of been more like the way they made The Crow, or Spawn. More depressing. And that psuedo love scene?? The Punisher making friends with those freaks he lived next to, WTF was that???
Style: Filthy Jailhouse Tactics
It's good to see the Dolph Lundgren fans come out of the woodwork. Dolph rules and can lift cars.
If anything, his physique is infinitely more fitting for the role of The Punisher than the "new guy".
MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX
"blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
"Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"
Posted On:5/24/2004 2:30pm
Style: None at the moment.
Louis Gossett: What do you call 125 murders in 5 years!?!?
Dolph: Work in progress.
Dolph isn't the best actor but at least he tries different styles of film. I Come In Peace was very limited in martial arts content. Cover Up wasn't even an action movie, more of an espionage thriller.
Posted On:5/24/2004 2:34pm
BY THE POWERS OF GREYSKULL
Stand and Deliver!
Posted On:5/24/2004 3:24pm
Style: JKD Concepts, Kyokushin
I think the roles I liked him best in was Drago in Rocky IV, The Street Preacher in Johnny Mnemonic, and that Spetsnaz guy in Red Scorpion...it always cracks me up at the end when I hear him say "Fuckin Aye!!"
"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby
Posted On:5/24/2004 3:38pm
Sorry, none of his roles will ever beat Showdown in Little Tokyo.
It can be best summarized by an actual line from the film:
Brandon Lee to Lundren: "[You have] the biggest dick I've seen on a man!"
Posted On:5/24/2004 3:56pm
Brief Bio of Dolph:
Fulbright Scholarship to MIT (he's a phreakin' genius?)
Fairly decent action star and has made some bucks doing so (Successful and rich?)
3rd Degree Black Belt from WKO and numerous heavyweight championships (Badass too?)
I really fuckin' hate the guy.
I wanna be just like him when I grow up.
Posted On:5/24/2004 5:08pm
shhhhh, I think Dolph and Antagony are having a moment....
Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69
It's just that I carry weapons and have no moral compass anymore. -- JKDChick
At least until the Wing Chun clown car arrives. --JKDC
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