Stand and Deliver!
Posted On:5/22/2004 1:01am
Style: JKD Concepts, Kyokushin
Whatever happened to that guy?
I haven't been seeing his searing, insightful and insanely funny commentary gracing the threads of this site.....
What's up with that?
"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby
Taking a break
Posted On:5/22/2004 7:09am
Hitting puberty? Discovering girls?
I have to admit, he is funny though.
Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989
One Ambulance, Eleven Cops...
Posted On:5/22/2004 9:31am
Style: Kung Fu
You would have to assume his computer situation hasn't changed, or he just spends countless hours playing manhunt.
“We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
Posted On:5/22/2004 9:34am
What computer situation? Are they not speaking anymore?
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg
El Guapo says dance!
Posted On:5/22/2004 9:38am
His computer exploded.
How do I shot web?
Posted On:5/22/2004 9:43am
Style: JKDC, Kali, Swords
Exploded, eh? Sounds like some Karmic justice may have been served......or he spilled something in it.
Originally Posted by ggboxer
You know what, the hell with this ****. I'll leave my lame ass bitching ways and suck off the site management as my compliments, but I'll maintain my boobtastic status here always.
Posted On:5/22/2004 9:46am
Exploded? That reminds me of this guy who whizzed passed me on a bike while I was waiting for a bus... He was screaming about C4 and dynamite. Which in turn reminds me of that scene in Fight Club when they blow up the computer store... YEAH, Where THE **** is BOYD?
Posted On:5/22/2004 10:02am
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:5/22/2004 2:53pm
Style: Electricity, Speed
Yeah, ever since the robot holocaust of a few weeks ago, my Internet access has been strictly limited to coming to the local library. Since I can only make it out every couple of days I typically wind up with about seven pages of threads to read and have to breeze through them so I can go home and continue perpetuating the delusion that life is worth living.
BUT, some good news. I'm getting a laptop within a few days, and if all goes according to plan (it won't) I'll have Internet access shortly. And once I'm back online, hold onto your motherfucking socks because I'm doing a writeup of Ken Shamrock's magnum opus Champions, starring Louis Mandylor and Danny Trejo.
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
"Santa is dead kid, welcome to the suck"
Posted On:5/22/2004 3:02pm
I have niether the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manor of which I provide it.
-A few good men
As the internet turns - omega
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