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    Dumbest Post Evar: 2018 Edition

    This award will only be for posts made November 7, 2017 through November 6, 2018.

    Your mission, should you choose to accept it: find the stupidist **** said on these forums, during the current cycle. Quote and link it in this thread. At some point (say, election day in the US), I'll take the nominees and put them into a poll for final voting. The winner will be the person that nominated the dumbest post. The person responsible for the dumbest post will get a Dumbest Post 2018 tag.

    Winner gets 1 year Supporting Member status, with all rights and privileges, and an Almond Joy tag, pro tempore.

    Rules:
    1) The poster must seem oblivious to the fact that they are posting stupid **** (i.e. it's stupid, not trolling)
    2) The post in question must be at least cursorily related to the thread's subject matter
    3) Bonus points if the post in question is by a poster with more than 100 posts (will be used in the event of a tie)
    4) Bonus points if the post in question is the last post made by the poster (will be used in the event of a tie)
    5) Spam posts will not be considered; permabanned users will not be considered
    6) Only one nomination per participant; only the most recent nomination will be honored; abandoned nominations are eligible to be picked up by other participants.
    7) The first participant to nominate a post "owns," that post; nobody else can nominate said post, unless the original nominator abandons it. However, multiple participants can nominate different posts by the same poster.
    8) You cannot nominate yourself.

    Previous contests:
    2017: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=126195
    2016: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=125980

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    OK, I'll kick it off:

    Quote Originally Posted by Martialmallow View Post
    Isn't it truer freedom to be able to go out in public, to a bar, or a church or a school without being worried about being obliterated by some maniac with weapons of war, far too damaging to be anywhere near self-defence
    (my bold)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    He definitely has been trying to get rid of regulations, such as regulations that protect us from having our drinking water poisoned.
    I may have to impose term limits on Dumbest Poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submessenger View Post
    I may have to impose term limits on Dumbest Poster.
    I nominate ^ this post.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    I nominate ^ this post.
    I see you're still struggling with the definition of "irony."

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    Quote Originally Posted by submessenger View Post
    I see you're still struggling with the definition of "irony."
    I just don't think you should try to limit stupid. Its stupid and if we are to quantify stupid there should be no limits on it, just like reality. Unless of course you have found some boundary of stupidity.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein, Anne Frank and Abraham Lincoln.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Unless of course you have found some boundary of stupidity.
    So far, it is eluding me. I believe it is there, though, a line somewhere between stupid and dead: dead people know enough to keep their mouths shut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submessenger View Post
    So far, it is eluding me. I believe it is there, though, a line somewhere between stupid and dead: dead people know enough to keep their mouths shut.
    According to your belief system.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    This guy gives so much gold... I don't know why he wasn't put up for Dumbest poster
    Quote Originally Posted by preschol View Post
    OK...lets just cut through all the bullshit. This site is a fraud, and when you challenge someone they curse you etc.

    There is a very easy way to resolve this dispute. A challenge match. I challenged Rayce to a fight on the feet, and he dick tucked. I am just a frail little old man, and According to Rayce my martial art background is a complete fraud. I have absolutely no skills.

    I said we should meet and fight and that way he could witness himself, and of course he dick tucked. That is a fact, you can bury all my posts down here in Trollville, but I know that truth and you know the truth. By the time he got to the mat to demonstrate his BJJ skills he would be unconscious.

    I asked him about his stand up, who he trained with, but he refused refused to say, just repeated that he had excellent stand up skills ho did he train with?

    I provided a partial list of who I trained with and simply asked him who he trained under, just give me a name. I asked several times and the best answer I got was he had a wrestler in his class once. I researchedd and researched and could not find anyone with a serious striking or wrestling background.

    I kept asking with no answer. That is because the truth is, he has not put in any serious training in a legit school. He is good at ground fighting and maybe had some basic Gracie combatives but he has never trained in a real stand up gym.

    This is common because BJJ guys (I am one, I trained for 3-4 years) are arrogant and live in a fantasy world. You relly believe that your training is equal to what I have gotten from professional strikers in nreal deal camps...BJJ stand up is a joke, I am sorry.

    Why else woyuld a frail 54 year old man (OK...I have deadlifted 600 lbs and won many BB titles, but that was long ago) challenge a young man to a fight? Because I know what would happen. I know the type of stand up training you get in a BJJ class. It is either poor, or non existant.

    That is the product of the disrespect you guys , at least the ones I have met here, have for wrestling and boxing. I posted this thread in the hopes of fostering an intelligent convo, but that never happened. I actually predicted what would happen. Name calling insults and no real discussion of the topic. I even did a little study that showed the ratio of wrestlers to BJJ artists in the UFC. Narly five to 1.

    You guys are bully's. You will run over to a Wing Chun school and beat some people easily. But when you aere chakllenged by a real man with real skills, all you do is levy insults.

    None of that bothered me. What bothers me is that you guys tried to bury the truth by hiding this thread dowm here where it will not get traffic.

    However you can't hide the truth. Some of you are outstanding guys, like WF. Buty Rayce, et al. Your bully's and cowards. You ARE Bullshido.

    Razce should have taken my challenge: I giot a oartial tear in my hamstring 2 days ago (doing a fake spinning back kick).

    Now there are limitations on my skills. Therefore lets change it up: Rayce claims I train in a fake Kali program. All my skills are fake, right? We both no damn well where that true you would have accepted my challenge on the spot. You didn't. You just insulted me (I love all the down votes...did I set a record?). From the safety of your computer.

    So, there is a very easy way to settle this. This is common ion the Philiines.

    We fight. With blades anything that is legal to carry. That is 5 inches or smaller.

    I am officially calling you out, coward.

    Like I said. I am a frail little old 54 year old man with only one good leg.

    Come cut me to little pieces, and you can then play in my blood.

    You guys can do all you wan't to hide your true nature, as bullies. Not everyone, of course. Don't start no stuff unless you can back it up. There will be stuff.

    Bury my posts as deep as you want. The truth will come out.

    There is an easy way to settle this, and I can do it even without my left hamstring.

    I have
    TL:DR. Idiot challenges Rayce to a knife fight to the death.
    Don't rely on theory if your life is at stake.

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