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    Quote Originally Posted by submessenger View Post
    It's not HM.

    I think HM got a girlfriend or a job or something. Haven't seen him post for about 4 days, and he's been very subdued the last 2 weeks or so.
    Switch from his right hand to his left. For him that's like having an affair.
    Falling for Judo since 1980

    "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

    "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Switch from his right hand to his left. For him that's like having an affair.
    ? I was thinking his hand held vacuum battery died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    Switch from his right hand to his left. For him that's like having an affair.
    so using both hands at the same time counts as a threesome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    so using both hands at the same time counts as a threesome?
    "I had a threesome last night."

    "Oh, really?! What did they look like?"

    <holds up both hands>

    "'Bout like dis."
    "I want to have goblins about me, for I am courageous. The courage which scares away ghosts, creates for itself goblins--it wants to laugh." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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    If you are getting scared and short of breathe remind/tell yourself ,"There's no where else in the whole world I choose to be tonight."

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    You all suck, you should all know by now that you should slow play shitty trolls by now.
    Looked like he'd petered out to me.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
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    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    so using both hands at the same time counts as a threesome?
    Sounds like you have experience in these matters, I'll defer to you...
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    I <3 Battlefields...

    He set that **** up perfectly, I am well aware of my failings in this matter and offer up my sincerest apologies to our readers for not handling it better.
    Sigging the first part.

    Also, love ya too, bro!
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
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    I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    I <3 Battlefields...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Respect and experience, bloviating and pseudo-philosophical navel gazing; tomato/tomahto.
    I think you mean "hurrr durrr tuhmaydo"/tomato

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    Soooo...

    No more Aikido Bunny funtime?
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    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Soooo...

    No more Aikido Bunny funtime?
    Aikido arguments fail immediately when pressure tested in a live environment.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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