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    SF's Oldest Gay Bar Will Seriously Become a 'Kung Fu' Laundromat

    https://sf.eater.com/2017/8/9/161208...undromat-owner

    "Young declined to speak to the Chronicle and has scrupulously avoided contact with Eater, but confirmed to SFist that the name of the business on his transfer application ó Kung Fu Action Theater & Laundry ó isnít some kind of ruse."

    With a headline like this, the jokes write themselves....

    Personally, I would add Chinese food to the offerings. If the customers are sloppy eaters, it will just feed the revenue stream of the laundry portion of the business.

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    Kung fu, you say? Good to hear that the bar isn't getting any less gay, at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawarma View Post
    Kung fu, you say? Good to hear that the bar isn't getting any less gay, at least.
    THAT's what I was waiting for. Thank you, Shawarma.

    Maybe we're breaking into a whole new MA-crossover with unrelated industries. Maybe combine a Wing Chun school with a massage parlor?

    We can call it the "Chun N' Tug"

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    Wing Chun is wank enough already.
    Ne Obliviscaris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kovacs View Post
    Wing Chun is wank enough already.
    Wank Chun?

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    I guess I should've bought Kung Fu uniforms instead of girly clothes today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    I guess I should've bought Kung Fu uniforms instead of girly clothes today.
    There's a difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SneakyGoblin View Post
    There's a difference?
    With Kung Fu clothes, it's unintentional.

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    Thought the title said "SF's oldest gay bear will seriously become a king fu laundromat" which would be a much better story

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