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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    Saying stupid **** is how these posts get made. My particular brand of stupid **** just usually boils down to, "Better to imitate Ninja Turtles than Ninjers because the Turtles actually spar."

    And the **** that actually works ends up looking like judo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    He has a long and hilarious post history.
    This isn't new.
    To be fair, a lot of my earlier stuff was legitimate stupidity. Today's stuff is me making fun of my old legitimate stupidity.

    I'm literally a parody of my younger self, but with added grappling skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    I see you went above and beyond when deciding on which Turtle to be. Did you, like, have no friends or to play as the other Turtles with you or were you just like:



    "I AM ALL OF THE TURTLES!! YOU GUYS ARE THE FOOT CLAN!!"

    "What?"

    "TAKE THIS, BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY!!"

    > Tomoe Nage's one kid into another

    "ALRIGHT, SHREDDER! YOU'RE ALL THAT'S LEFT!!"

    > Drop Seoi Nage to Armbar

    "TURTLE POWER!!!"
    Yea.... when I was a kid.... that's the ticket.....

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    So, should I be using bo shuriken or hira shuriken? Or do I just go all-out and use a kunai?

    No matter what, I'll be throwing my arms behind me while we do our warm-up laps in the next class. Gotta make sure everyone knows how ninja I am by running like Naruto. It'll intimidate them into letting me pass their guard without needing to waste a smoke bomb.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Show me one video of a BJJ guy defeating a guy with a sword or disabling multiple attackers armed with knives at 3am in a park?

    Its ok ill wait......

    There is your answer.
    King without a crown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    Show me one video of a BJJ guy defeating a guy with a sword or disabling multiple attackers armed with knives at 3am in a park?

    Its ok ill wait......

    There is your answer.
    I actually did a vague Google search for Jiu Jitsu and like robbery or whatever and nearly all the results were like "BJJ guy defeats thugs" or "MMA guy stops robbers" or whatever.

    It's probably just some sort of Samurai elitist propaganda, though. There's no way those thugs could be been stopped without some caltrops or whatever.

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    If you were a real ninja, you could use ninjitsu ki to crap out a shirukin shaped turd and use that on him.

    Just crap your pants real good and you'll win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    Show me one video of a BJJ guy defeating a guy with a sword or disabling multiple attackers armed with knives at 3am in a park?

    Its ok ill wait......

    There is your answer.
    I'm sure it's happened.

    Some BJJ guys have guns.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    I'm sure it's happened.

    Some BJJ guys have guns.
    Allot of people who can't fight have guns.

    That is why the good lord invented The Krav to defeat said gun wielding pussies.
    King without a crown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDA View Post
    Allot of people who can't fight have guns.

    That is why the good lord invented The Krav to defeat said gun wielding pussies.
    What was invented to defeat women who have guns?

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