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    Who needs bear spray?

    http://www.maionline.co.uk/technique...ff-bear-karate

    "In this predicament, rather than try to outrun the creature, he decided to use his karate skills, and assumed fighting stance. The bear was no match for his high jabs to the eyes, and scrambled away into the woods."

    I...

    This...

    How...

    I have no words.

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    Woha!!!

    another article on this story:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...r-with-karate/

    (though the wording of this article is so close to that of the OP I guess they are copypasting the same original)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterMR View Post
    Woha!!!

    another article on this story:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...r-with-karate/

    (though the wording of this article is so close to that of the OP I guess they are copypasting the same original)
    Yeah, I found about a dozen different web sites with the story posted. The one I included here is one of the few that aren't blocked for me at work.

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    It was videoed, here is the clip


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    HA! Nice try!

    You can't fool me- the guy did not drive the bear away with his forceful jabs, as the article clearly stated.

    That bear has pretty good paw-work, though.

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    and that's why i'm going to have my 1911 with me in the tree stand in november, so i don't have to use my judo on a poor bear.
    "Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist View Post
    and that's why i'm going to have my 1911 with me in the tree stand in november, so i don't have to use my judo on a poor bear.
    A high-power rifle won't kill a bear?
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    A high-power rifle won't kill a bear?
    Maybe it's a ninja bear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    A high-power rifle won't kill a bear?
    I heard PETA was working with the Russians; passing out body armor to bears and training them in a Systema/Krav Maga/BJJ hybrid Street Art for woodland encounters. So ... if you want to push your luck you can try and find out.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    I heard PETA was working with the Russians; passing out body armor to bears and training them in a Systema/Krav Maga/BJJ hybrid Street Art for woodland encounters. So ... if you want to push your luck you can try and find out.
    Last edited by BKR; 8/04/2017 12:45pm at .
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