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    dumb joke, made me laugh though

    First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class,
    with a real dead human body.

    They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered by a white
    sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
    necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:
    the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
    body."

    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
    butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took
    turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them:

    "The second most important quality is Observation. I stuck my middle finger
    in, and sucked on my index finger."

    "Now learn to pay attention."

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    Heh.. great joke.

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    Lost my appetite..........
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    I didn't know there was a Gay Med School.
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    hehe....

    BTW, love the new avatar, Colin.
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    XD

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    I just wonder how old it is.
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    Its a damn good lesson in teh value of observation skills.


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    ewwww only one in the stink ewww

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