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  1. Benjamin is offline

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    5/21/2004 12:20am


     Style: boxing.

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    dumb joke, made me laugh though

    First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class,
    with a real dead human body.

    They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered by a white
    sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
    necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:
    the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
    body."

    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
    butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took
    turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them:

    "The second most important quality is Observation. I stuck my middle finger
    in, and sucked on my index finger."

    "Now learn to pay attention."
  2. Colin is offline
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    Posted On:
    5/21/2004 12:25am

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     Style: MT/BJJ/MMA

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    Heh.. great joke.
  3. liuzg150181 is offline
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    Posted On:
    5/21/2004 12:31am


     Style: fumoffu!

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    Lost my appetite..........
    "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Judo, Jujitsu

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    I didn't know there was a Gay Med School.
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  5. Phoenix is offline
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     Style: JKD Concepts, Kyokushin

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    hehe....

    BTW, love the new avatar, Colin.
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby
  6. MUT is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: MuayThai,Igo Ryu Jiujitsu

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    XD
  7. PizDoff is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Grappling

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    I just wonder how old it is.
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  8. Zub-Zub is offline
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    Posted On:
    5/21/2004 2:11pm

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    Its a damn good lesson in teh value of observation skills.


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    You know what, the hell with this ****. I'll leave my lame ass bitching ways and suck off the site management as my compliments, but I'll maintain my boobtastic status here always.
  9. jabe josh is offline

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    Posted On:
    5/21/2004 9:37pm


     Style: ummm....ex karate to whit

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    ewwww only one in the stink ewww

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