Posted On:5/21/2004 12:20am
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class,
with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered by a white
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:
the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them:
"The second most important quality is Observation. I stuck my middle finger
in, and sucked on my index finger."
"Now learn to pay attention."
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Posted On:5/21/2004 12:25am
Heh.. great joke.
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Posted On:5/21/2004 12:31am
Lost my appetite..........
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Posted On:5/21/2004 1:15am
Style: Judo, Jujitsu
I didn't know there was a Gay Med School.
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Posted On:5/21/2004 4:38am
Style: JKD Concepts, Kyokushin
BTW, love the new avatar, Colin.
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Posted On:5/21/2004 8:44am
Style: MuayThai,Igo Ryu Jiujitsu
Posted On:5/21/2004 10:39am
I just wonder how old it is.
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Posted On:5/21/2004 2:11pm
Style: JKDC, Kali, Swords
Its a damn good lesson in teh value of observation skills.
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You know what, the hell with this ****. I'll leave my lame ass bitching ways and suck off the site management as my compliments, but I'll maintain my boobtastic status here always.
Posted On:5/21/2004 9:37pm
Style: ummm....ex karate to whit
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