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    Quote Originally Posted by Raycetpfl View Post
    Pastrami is proof god loves jews.
    Or hates cows.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Or hates cows.
    These are not mutually exclusive concepts.

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    Well, this thread went the way I thought it would.
    Combatives training log.

    Gezere: paraphrase from Bas Rutten, Never escalate the level of violence in fight you are losing. :D

    Drum thread

    Pavel Tsatsouline: kettlebell workouts give you “cardio without the dishonour of aerobics”.

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    Hey guys, I'm trying to open up an MMA school.

    I am totes quallified to teach wushu based MMA because I was in the Jamaican Operating Indiscreetly Ninja Troop (we smoked our enemies). I have my discharge paperwork, but the Canadian Prime Minister says I can't show it to you.

    I learned how to do wushu from a Native American karate master back in the 90s, while I was doing security for New Kids on the Block.

    I also watched the documentary Red Belt so I think I'll teach BJJ as well. I even invented a move where you put someone's arm against your chest and hyperextend the elbow. I call it the arm against chest elbow hyperextension.

    I was also the National Kickboxing Champion of Oregon. I got a trophy, but it melted when I left it in my car. You can look me up on the internet, but a house fire deleted the website.

    Oh, and I can box. I have boxed lots of people and won all the time. I'm beating someone in a championship match while typing this.

    So, tell me I'm awesome, and give me advice that someone with my credentials should already have, or I'm just going to rage quit.

    Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by omoplatypus View Post
    Hey guys, I'm trying to open up an MMA school.

    I am totes quallified to teach wushu based MMA because I was in the Jamaican Operating Indiscreetly Ninja Troop (we smoked our enemies). I have my discharge paperwork, but the Canadian Prime Minister says I can't show it to you.

    I learned how to do wushu from a Native American karate master back in the 90s, while I was doing security for New Kids on the Block.

    I also watched the documentary Red Belt so I think I'll teach BJJ as well. I even invented a move where you put someone's arm against your chest and hyperextend the elbow. I call it the arm against chest elbow hyperextension.

    I was also the National Kickboxing Champion of Oregon. I got a trophy, but it melted when I left it in my car. You can look me up on the internet, but a house fire deleted the website.

    Oh, and I can box. I have boxed lots of people and won all the time. I'm beating someone in a championship match while typing this.

    So, tell me I'm awesome, and give me advice that someone with my credentials should already have, or I'm just going to rage quit.

    Thanks!
    Winner winner chicken dinner! How do keep enemies lit? Inquiring minds need to know.

    Will you consider franchising? I may know that Native American karate master. Would that possibly be Little Raw Ass of the No Wipee Tribe? I have personally smelled him in action.

    You are awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Winner winner chicken dinner! How do keep enemies lit? Inquiring minds need to know.

    Will you consider franchising? I may know that Native American karate master. Would that possibly be Little Raw Ass of the No Wipee Tribe? I have personally smelled him in action.

    You are awesome.
    Jesus Christ what's his face was such a wanker.
    Wait ... you talking about one **** face in history who fuckes with people legally or that **** face in in louisiana with the Gator Rolling JJ or that tomahawk fighting fellow out west?
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    “I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    I wonder if he is still going to open his school ?

    Now he has received our blessing .
    King without a crown

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