So I have a Conference in Vancouver at the end of this month and my company has offered for me to stop over at LA for a few days and I'm pretty keen to check out some of the sights, weed, and training, as well as do everything I can to enjoy as many young ladies as my accent will attract. There'll be a lot of "g'day mates" and "crikey" so that it is clear I'm a Crocodile Dundee type in the big smoke.

Anyway, I have zero idea of what to do as this was all sprung on me today, so suggestions and a night at a gym for a Cali roll would be siiiiick.