Thread: Best Weapon?
5/21/2004 7:49pm, #41
5/21/2004 10:31pm, #42Originally posted by chaosexmachina
Any specific throw?JOHN DOE
Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
evil master betty
5/22/2004 8:39am, #43
(Assuming I'm drunk or have had shitloads of coffee)
Standing - I have headbutted successfully in the past
Ground - Fullnelson. And I wanna master the sleeper hold
Takedowns - Single leg or backheel-type-thing. And I wanna master the fireman's carry so I can show offWhat am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
5/22/2004 8:52am, #44
ram, makes a lot of sense with my body weight.CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol