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    Funker Tactical continues it's quest to get people killed

    Now with Tony Blauer!

    Because posting the dumb **** "Instructor Zero" does wasn't enough. Holy fucking **** I cannot believe these people both exist and people take themselves seriously.
    Last edited by ghost55; 5/19/2017 5:14pm at . Reason: I had a stroke

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    we should worship him as our new god of self defense.
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    Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
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    Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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    We should have him fight Tim Kennedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
    Quote Originally Posted by Raycetpfl View Post
    Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Now with Tony Blauer!

    Because posting the dumb **** "Instructor Zero" does wasn't enough. Holy fucking **** I cannot believe these people both exist and people take themselves seriously.
    13 seconds in and I am consumed by an urge to quietly choke his coked up ass out and leave him safely in the care of some friends before he hurts someone.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    13 seconds in and I am consumed by an urge to quietly choke his coked up ass out and leave him safely in the care of some friends before he hurts someone.
    I couldn't make myself finish the video.

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    18 minutes of that... I can't do it.

    Has anyone made it to the end with the sound on while actually paying attention?
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    18 minutes of that... I can't do it.

    Has anyone made it to the end with the sound on while actually paying attention?
    I think some of the commentators did. VSO gun channel was all over it, but then again those people actually think the C39v2 RPK is a good gun (it's literally a C39v2 with a longer barrel that isn't RPK profile and a bipod), so we know that they're a bunch of morons.

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    This one has me thinking. About a month ago the younger than me by a maybe a decade was exiting the building as I was entering. I surprised him and he threw up his hands in an identical way as the first part of the video.

    I know he and his wife are heavily into Cross Fit. At the time I remarked on him throwing his hands up.

    Looking back.

    Hmmmmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    This one has me thinking. About a month ago the younger than me by a maybe a decade was exiting the building as I was entering. I surprised him and he threw up his hands in an identical way as the first part of the video.

    I know he and his wife are heavily into Cross Fit. At the time I remarked on him throwing his hands up.

    Looking back.

    Hmmmmm?
    Oh he teaches Crossfit self-defense alright:


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