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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Ya'll eva been so high you wondered if you gave your new cat too much acid...

    ...

    Then spent an hour wondering how awesome your life has been to have that thought ...

    ...
    Then wonder ... no seriously the fucking thing is supposedly deaf but it can clearly hear **** I can see
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    Now it and it's prettier, quieter, better smelling sister in spirit can hear me think...

    **** ...

    TUNA!!!

    OH GOD NO NOT TUNA WHY THE **** !!##$#%#$$
    Owls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Ya'll eva been so high you wondered if you gave your new cat too much acid...

    ...

    Then spent an hour wondering how awesome your life has been to have that thought ...

    ...
    Then wonder ... no seriously the fucking thing is supposedly deaf but it can clearly hear **** I can see
    ...
    Now it and it's prettier, quieter, better smelling sister in spirit can hear me think...

    **** ...

    TUNA!!!

    OH GOD NO NOT TUNA WHY THE **** !!##$#%#$$
    Please tell me you didn't actually stab yourself in the leg when you posted that pic earlier.
    go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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    Here's a taste of what you homos are in for:

    It’s a dangerous world out there.

    Evil lurks around every corner.

    Are you prepared to protect yourself and your loved ones?

    [Montage of my doing karate moves on the beach or in the woods]

    [Savate salute] Hello, I’m Kevin McPhee, the IFN 85 Middleweight Tournament winner. A basic consequence of being human is that we’re all extremely vulnerable. No matter where you are in the world, whether you’re walking a dark alley at night alone or snuggled up in bed with your significant other, somebody can just pop out from the shadows at any given moment and try to cave in your skull with a pickaxe. Our police forces can mitigate the dangers of the world somewhat, but they can't be everywhere at once. The cold truth is that if you ever find yourself in a violent situation, it ultimately could be up to you to preserve your own life.

    Sadly, most people simply don’t know anything about self-defense and would have no idea what they’d do if they were attacked in the Street. I find this be quite sickening, which is why I’ve compiled this list of ten tips to give you viewers at least a sliver of knowledge about the realities of violence. These tips, based on the powerful Cybervision Learning Technology developed by Stanford University, are designed to be effective for everyone, irrespective of size, strength, or experience. A little knowledge can go a long way in the world of the Street.

    So, without further ado, here are my Top Ten Self-Defense Tips Every Human Should Know:

    Tip #1:You can’t fucking learn to fight by watching videos online
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    Maybe not, but what about through aerobics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    The butthurt comments on that Aikido video are gold.
    Some of those poor fuckers have been at it for months.

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    Go on Youtube and upvote that comment. All of you:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAyaBy0qyAQ

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    I'm going completely apeshit.

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    I just Ashida Kimmed a guy I challenged to a fight. Being made a Bullshido Youtube mod was the best thing to happen to me since the birth of my son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    I just Ashida Kimmed a guy I challenged to a fight. Being made a Bullshido Youtube mod was the best thing to happen to me since the birth of my son.
    You bred? The world truly is going to ****.

    or

    Did you really just take a ****?

    Checking out link now.

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