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    Memes That Explain Why You Don't Tell People You're a Martial Artist

    Or in other words, Cringe-Fu. Trigger Warning: Katanas









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    Your turn.

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    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

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    I bring no advanced meme game but I have two videos which in each (when viewed separately or together but in their completeness) shows exactly why I don't tell people I do Martial Arts.

    I could not have directed or produced a more cringe inducing and anal puckering videos. Yet here we are and these clowns are serious and have provided me with two videos to tie on the ire inducing and "OMG I don't know these people" flight from society reactions.



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    ^^^That **** doesn't even make me laugh. It makes me legitimately angry. Fucking assholes.

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    Another video, not a meme, but.....

    Sonny Puzikas. This idiot kills me. First, he knows jack **** about unarmed combat, as you'll see from the video. Second, he is also revered by many as an expert on all things related to fighting. Both armed and unarmed combat.

    Oh, by the way, did I mention that he shot a friend three times in 2012 in a makeshift shoot house because he went in blasting in near dark conditions without walking through first to make sure the house was clear? Yet, here he is. Putting himself out there in front of the world, taking people's money, taking himself seriously despite being a careless clown who doesn't know how to fight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFOoF1vBfE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Another video, not a meme, but.....

    Sonny Puzikas. This idiot kills me. First, he knows jack **** about unarmed combat, as you'll see from the video. Second, he is also revered by many as an expert on all things related to fighting. Both armed and unarmed combat.

    Oh, by the way, did I mention that he shot a friend three times in 2012 in a makeshift shoot house because he went in blasting in near dark conditions without walking through first to make sure the house was clear? Yet, here he is. Putting himself out there in front of the world, taking people's money, taking himself seriously despite being a careless clown who doesn't know how to fight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFOoF1vBfE
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