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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    I actually belong to a Facebook group chat called Farting From Guard. I'll let them in on your strategy.
    No can defense. No can wear that gi again.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Just use "Dan Severn" as a euphemism for rape. For example:

    "A break from Dan Severning you in the ass."
    euphemism
    ˈjuːfəmɪz(ə)m/Submit
    noun
    a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.

    When has Dan Severn ever been mild or indirect? Wild and erect, maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    It happens to everybody, why make a big deal out of it? I mean, obviously, diet has some effect on it, but it's part of life. Just let it go and move on.

    EDIT My bad, I misread the title on my phone as "humidity in the marital farts."

    SECOND EDIT **** tbat, I ain't apologizing. This is a better topic. I'll start. If, for some reason, you feel the need to wage biological warfare, load up the night before on Guinness and some sort of shellfish. Cabbage or Brussels sprouts will add a lingering finishing note of swamp mud.
    All you really need is protein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    I used to bus dicks for 5 usd a day
    What does that mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandem View Post
    All you really need is protein
    Not me. I can load up on any critter flesh, eggs, even most legumes, no fireworks. The Guinness guarantees prodigious volume, after that, it's just a matter of flavoring to taste.
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    [quote=SoulMechanic]Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.[/[quote]

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