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    Martial Tea would it work on the street?

    For thousands of years masters of the Long Pot tea ceremony have elevated craft services to a dangerous fringe performance art that requires years of training just to avoid severe burns, blunt force trauma and outright impalement.
    I never trust a man who wears satin pajamas in the middle of a week day. These are the most terrifying low key killers I have ever seen. That disarming charm. The circus routine. All the time smiling like they couldn't just take out your eyeball with that thing.
    How far would you go to test your might? Would you risk pain and disfigurement to experience Gong Fu Tea? The deadliest beverage.
    https://youtu.be/xTkm20eGBxU

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    Looks all very impressive but I reckon it tastes like ****. Give me a cup of Earl Grey any day. Plus there is less chance of visiting your local hospital when it goes wrong if you stick to the traditional British cuppa.

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    You're hanging out in feudal China an dis n**ga tries to serve you some Oolong.
    What do you do?
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    That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. What a waste of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. What a waste of time.
    But would it work in The Octagon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    But would it work in The Octagon?
    It's too dangerous for sparring, and has no sport application.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    You're hanging out in feudal China an dis n**ga tries to serve you some Oolong.
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    Ask for a pork bun to go with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrouchyOldMan View Post
    It's too dangerous for sparring, and has no sport application.
    I see it as being more street than sport

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJMills View Post
    Ask for a pork bun to go with it?
    The distance death pastry.
    One day you're going nuts eating bao and then out of nowhere, years later, BOOM!
    Myocardial infarction.

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