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    How to defend against presidental elections in the USA

    Ok Iv been to a couple of streets, seen a couple of things and had a couple of drinks but holy **** I never in my lifetime imagined that the apocalypse would be like right around the corner

    Ok according to my Urban Tactical Media Observation Skills (U.T.M.O dvd box is available from me from me soon) there are basically two basic scenarios;

    a) Trump will be elected and the apocalypse will occur due to all even remotely whites going on a global killing spree while females, the poor, the rich, the leftists and the muslims will be simply insulted to death while Trump himself travels to play golf with Vladimir Putin

    b) Hillary will be elected and at her first working day he will start a nuclear war with russia, china, the whole middle east, north korea and what have you

    So in the scenario a) I will need to defend myself against an irresistable urge to kill everything non-white, what techniques do work against this?

    In the scenario b) I will need to defend myself against several nuclear wars and nuclear zombies flooding the Europe, what radiation suits you would recommend and are there i.e radiation proof MMA gloves available from anywahere?

    Thanks in advance

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    Drink more and post less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Abuse anabolic steroids more, snot more coke and post more
    Well I promised myself to do the excact opposite, but since you demand...

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    This about sums it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Tzadok View Post
    This about sums it up.
    Yes this was my point no 2 in the opening post but point no 1 was what techniques to use against it

    I think the both scenarios are so fucked that we finally can have a situation where Wing Chun could work

    My arguments to support the above mentioned thesis are kind of none but also they exist (kind of)

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    And people used to say my threads were dumb. I have to wonder what's in the water where you're at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    I think the both scenarios are so fucked that we finally can have a situation where Wing Chun could work
    Come on. Radioactive zombies I could buy, but Win Chun working? Please!

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    Whatever happens I think you should probably have started hoarding guns and beef jerky months ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Whatever happens I think you should probably have started hoarding guns and beef jerky months ago.
    So when the real tech and soldiers show up, they can take what they need all from one spot..
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    **** Russia, **** China, **** the middle east(except Isreal, UAE, Kuwait), **** North Korea.

    Seriously none of those mother fuckers are a real threat.
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