Oh Oh, it's a knife...

**Tcell** · Posted On: 1/05/2006 7:08am

Near Brighton, travel to London is ok though.

Cheers

**fubar** · Posted On: 1/05/2006 1:48pm

The First Rule of Knife Fighting : Bring a gun.

And if you don't have one , the principle still applies. If someone pulls a knife and tries to hurt you , they are trying to kill you. They are trying to Kill your childrens Daddy , your Mommy's son. You. Dead. Picture the last funeral you went to , and imagine you aren't there because you are the dead one.

Hit the fucker with a chair , in the head. Twice. Hit him with your truck , and then back over him.

or you could try twisting his wrist so he takes a nice breakfall for you , as you radiate mad Ki all over and the chicks say " oooh. "

**Don Gwinn** · Posted On: 1/07/2006 7:35am

Second Rule:
Don't assume that just because you brought a gun, you win. It's better than a poke in the eye, but it's not magic.

(Fubar didn't say it was magic, I just felt the need to remind everyone.)