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    8 year old girl defeats kidnapper with Kung Fu

    Hell has frozen over. Pigs are flying in squadrons. Ashida Kim just lost his virginity and somewhere a Sytema master has ordered the garden salad.

    A small girl child has defeated a grown assailant via a "cheetah paw" strike to the neck. She learned this at her McDojo Kung Fu kids class.

    McDojo. Kung Fu. "Cheetah" style? Neck strike. Kid's self defense. Flawless victory. We have officially crossed the Rubicon.

    Where is your god now, Bullshido?

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    I'm pretty sure that slapping and screaming are rather well-established anti-kidnapping techniques, so no big surprise, really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    I'm pretty sure that slapping and screaming are rather well-established anti-kidnapping techniques, so no big surprise, really.
    It says she punched him in the neck. Of course, I guess there are no witnesses as to whether she knuckled him in the trachea versus screaming and slapping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Ronin View Post
    It says she punched him in the neck. Of course, I guess there are no witnesses as to whether she knuckled him in the trachea versus screaming and slapping.
    I have already drawn my conclusion. I feel confident about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Ronin View Post
    It says she punched him in the neck. Of course, I guess there are no witnesses as to whether she knuckled him in the trachea versus screaming and slapping.
    8 year old girl, a punch to the neck isn't going to be all that much different than a slap.
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    Did they find the dudes body yet? That strike can be deadly decades later if not treated properly.
    I am very glad her instinct was to lash out and fight back. Hopefully she was shreaking and screaming and throwing lamps to alert others nearby.
    Sometimes you use lethal force, it is the burden of the True Martial Artist(r).

    The dude is lucky he faced Death bare handed, it would have been much worse if she had her kamas.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
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    I would've knocked her ass out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    McDojo. Kung Fu. "Cheetah" style? Neck strike. Kid's self defense. Flawless victory. We have officially crossed the Rubicon.
    Do you reckon this is a bullshit story or do you reckon the stars have aligned and this many low percentage things all actually worked at the same time? If it's the latter I'm glad to have seen this once in a millennium event

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    I bet it happened this way: Kid was screaming and yelling and flailing, maybe even punching the guy. He got scared because the kid was making so much noise, and dropped her because he got scared of being caught (due to ruckus).

    As someone else already mentioned...
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