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    Cracked - 6 Self-Defense Videos that Will Get You Killed



    Thoughts?

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    Lol bjj looks gay hrtp derp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Giant View Post


    Thoughts?
    1. Womens self-defense is always ridiculous if it's not grappling/muay thai-ish (lots of knees,head (hehe hehe lots of head)and elbows)

    2. My generation may be the last that gets to casually throw around the word ****** and no one really cares.

    3. Who the hell wouldn't grab a mossberg for home defense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raycetpfl View Post
    1. Womens self-defense is always ridiculous if it's not grappling/muay thai-ish (lots of knees,head (hehe hehe lots of head)and elbows)
    Still not hardcore enough... they need spurs on their heels and short blades carried in various easy to get to places while working guard. The hardest point is really teasing out that cold calculating reptile part of the mind so they can dance, clothed only in the moonlight and blood, on their attackers corpse(s).

    2. My generation may be the last that gets to casually throw around the word ****** and no one really cares.
    Never bet against humanity being a disappointment.

    3. Who the hell wouldn't grab a mossberg for home defense?
    Those who have a Remington handy.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    THOUGHTS?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Giant View Post


    Thoughts?
    ... dude needs to be punched a few times maybe thrown around and choked for an hour or something. He doesn't seem to be qualified to be judging much of anything outside of hair gel and skinny jeans.

    Outside of that I really can't comment.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    I mean he was right in the sense that most of those probably would land you in deep ****. It's one of those videos where the guy doesn't say anything hugely stupid, but I just get the impression he doesn't know what he's on about.

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    Old fart rant, just in case you whipper-snappers don't realize this:

    It's Cracked Magazine, which is only one step above Black Belt Magazine when it comes to serious martial arts:


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    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Cracked has Seanbaby. That automatically puts them three steps above Black Belt.
    Seanbaby should be the only one allowed to do martial arts articles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Those who have a Pre-Freedom group (pre-2007) Remington handy.
    fixed that for you, in case you didn't know, they changed the name to "rustington" now.
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