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    Get ready for street like you've never been streeted before.
    My hands are already down my pants. Fire when ready.

    ****, I can't wait. I need a Streetertizer:



    This should be a fucking video game... Oh wait, it is:


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    "That was nice technique," said the intellectually-circumcised six-month stripling Muay Thai practitioner, rudely presumptuous and stupidly-visaged.

    "Thanks," I replied, humbly, with bulldog forwardness, "you ugly piece of ****, but technique had little to do with it."

    "They were maneuvers, not techniques, you ignorant sportive cock," I went on to elucidate vaguely in the direction of the literal pinhead, "which are different because they involve conceptual feelings."

    "Tell me more about cocks," she said, as

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    This thread is about writing fan-fiction from the point of view of conceptually inconsistent douchebag nerds, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing-Kwan-Fu View Post
    This thread is about writing fan-fiction from the point of view of conceptually inconsistent douchebag nerds, right?
    It is now; standing by for further spank material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hadzu View Post
    It is now; standing by for further spank material.
    "There is no such thing as spank material," I patiently shouted in exasperation while balls-deep in her bellybutton, which is how sex works which I know because I am strong, confident, fast, humble, and laconic for my age. "It is more properly known as ridge-hand materiel."

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    Posted my reply. Are you Dane? I didn't see any remark about fighting.

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    Never mind I found it. I posted my reply on the 19 minute video on Partial Arts which was filled with the most bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    Never mind I found it. I posted my reply on the 19 minute video on Partial Arts which was filled with the most bullshit.
    No, I'm Dane. Hi Mike =)

    Yeah, he hasn't come back to the short vid yet. On his 'Partial Arts' vid, he's now claiming to know Pan Quingfu personally but he sure shut his trap about koryu Japanese arts in a hurry.

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    Oh ****, the guy actually pulled the "I've been in more fights" bullshit with me. Wrong guy to do that with.

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    I better start the popcorn. Anyone else want some?

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