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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    FIGHT PUB! where you get drunk and beat the **** out of each other!

    The scene is this: Mats on the ground, padded walls and a vending machine where a can of beer is a quarter.

    You simply show-up, and beat the **** out of each other.
    It's a genuine new-age Dojo.. err.. pub.

    Ok The first rule of Fight pub is:
    You are not supposed to talk about it.

    The second rule of Fight pub is..
    You are not supposed to talk about it.

    The third rule of Fight Pub is:
    You must beat your opponents mercilessly.

    The Fourth rule of Fight Pub is:
    All rules not directly related to the merciless bashing of opponents is null and void.

    Right.. So who wants first fight?

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Which kind of beer?

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Dude, you'd better put some floor drains in, and a hose/valve combo in there. Lots of blood n' vomit gonna be up in here!

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    australians are dumb

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Since those are the only rules(?) I'll bring my sticks and a couple of machetes :D

    Have to pass on the beer though :)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Kismasher: Don't be a knob. Americans are FAR dumber..
    Anyway..

    Who cares about the drain - blood and vomit add to the "realism" of the fighting..
    Don't be a *****. Good idea on the hose, though.. we can squirt the smelly fuckers before we get down and dirty.

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    sorry, i just had a flashback to the bar scene in Crocodile Dundee.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Escrima.. funny you mention the anti-beer thing. (In the real world, I'm not a drinker, either.. but in the Fantasy world, I'm an ass-kicking name-taking PISSTANK!)

    Right.. The weapons sound great.
    Wear a flakjacket if you are afraid of potential gunfire.. there are no anti-firearms rules in place..

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    What about Anti-grappling ?
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Anti-Anti-grappling will sort those fuckers out.

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