van helsing

**tkdan28** · Posted On: 5/12/2004 12:35pm

Originally posted by JKDChick
I didn't realise bunyip was a Richard Scary character.

Does anyone else, whilst watching the trailers for this, feel the need to scream: "FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR! NOT THE MONSTER! NOT THE MONSTER!"?

And the monster's name was......

By the way, this monster would kick the other's monster's ass (scroll to bottom... safe for work but not for sanity)

**shironinja** · Posted On: 5/12/2004 1:38pm

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I still have these nagging questions today. Someone help me out here.

1) How did that second stage coach get over the gorge with the bridge out? They didn't show and I can't seem to be creative enough to find a way to have gotten the other one across.
2) WTF is Van Helsing? Lived for 400 years? What is with the Gabriel reference?
3) If Van Helsing murdered the original Dracula wouldn't that make him the Kate B character's great great great uncle or relative of some sort? And they kissed?!!

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**Jenfucius** · Posted On: 5/12/2004 6:05pm

i thought romanians would be hairy. of course, i suspect that this is the cream of the crop that rose to the top of the eastern european strip club scene to make it into movies.