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    this movie was great!

    so completely and hilariously over the top. you HAVE to see it. most entertaining movie i've seen for a while. i wouldn't pay again to see it, but i don't regret seeing it. it has to be seen to be believed. it's like a bunch of 15 year olds got together and based a movie on a night's session of Castlevania.
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    This movie sucks more ass then hannibal at a backstreet boys concert.
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    i actually found it entertaining, despite the ridiculous anachronisms and plot. then again it did make more sense than hellboy.

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    Warning minor spoilers

    VERY weak plot. hint at something sexual that dies before it moves past him studying her looks in a picture, repeated (though cool and funny as hell) special effects...

    The funniest part of the movie.... chick taking forever to relaize the carriage was empty and then after staring long enough that she could have been far far away by then "STAKES!!" (like, gooooood what was your first clue?)

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    Wow until Just now I had no idea that a "Bunyip" was a folklore monster!

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    transylvanians are fuckin' hot though. having dracula's bride wave her titties in the screen was worth the price of admission.

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    The creature from the black lagoon.
    BTW, a team up with Ash would be cool.

    Best line:
    Igor is torturing a Werewolf.
    -Dracula:"Why are you torturing that thing?"
    -Igor:"this what I do, Mastheth"
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    Originally posted by WhiteShark
    Wow until Just now I had no idea that a "Bunyip" was a folklore monster!
    Our beloved bunyip:

    "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
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    You have got to be kidding me.

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    *stares at Bunyip, dumbfounded*

    The movie bit the big one...terrible. TERRIBLE!
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