5/23/2014 12:58am, #1
I found a revolutionary new way to cut weight!
It's called getting your appendix removed and it's the only way to fly. Well, according to the doc I can't lift more than ten pounds for a month, and more intense stuff than that will probably be even more delayed. So, since I can't train or lift for a bit, what should I do? AM I going to be stuck playing Dark Souls II and watching anime for the next month? I fell like that would get old really fast.
5/23/2014 1:56am, #2
- Join Date
- Mar 2005
The important question here is how much does an appendix weigh.
5/23/2014 2:01am, #3
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5/23/2014 10:47am, #5
5/23/2014 2:20pm, #6
- Join Date
- Aug 2012
- Madrid, Spain
Get a girlfriend.
Kamasutra can be a good workout as long as you don't lift her.
5/23/2014 2:29pm, #7
Right now things like standing up and walking are a challenge.
5/23/2014 2:41pm, #8
Masturbate. It's both a revolutionary way to cut weight, and something you can do after getting your appendix removed.
5/23/2014 2:52pm, #9
Do you guys think I'm well enough to go to chun classes? I don't think I would have to worry about getting it or having to exert myself at all.
5/23/2014 5:59pm, #10
Sound like a great month to learn how to cook.Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
–George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence