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    I found a revolutionary new way to cut weight!

    It's called getting your appendix removed and it's the only way to fly. Well, according to the doc I can't lift more than ten pounds for a month, and more intense stuff than that will probably be even more delayed. So, since I can't train or lift for a bit, what should I do? AM I going to be stuck playing Dark Souls II and watching anime for the next month? I fell like that would get old really fast.

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    The important question here is how much does an appendix weigh.

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    I have no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amakuma View Post
    The important question here is how much does an appendix weigh.
    Depends how many pages are in it.
    Train hard, fight easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    It's called getting your appendix removed and it's the only way to fly. Well, according to the doc I can't lift more than ten pounds for a month, and more intense stuff than that will probably be even more delayed. So, since I can't train or lift for a bit, what should I do? AM I going to be stuck playing Dark Souls II and watching anime for the next month? I fell like that would get old really fast.
    Go for a walk, ride a bike ?
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    Get a girlfriend.

    Kamasutra can be a good workout as long as you don't lift her.

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    Right now things like standing up and walking are a challenge.

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    Masturbate. It's both a revolutionary way to cut weight, and something you can do after getting your appendix removed.

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    Do you guys think I'm well enough to go to chun classes? I don't think I would have to worry about getting it or having to exert myself at all.

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    Sound like a great month to learn how to cook.
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