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    Michelle Obama Holds a Sign

    One of the things that pisses me off on social media, aside from the people and the being social and the media, are "like" or "share" scams, that people fall for. This one in particular, irks the crap out of me, because I've seen it pop up in my feed(s) every few months:



    The last time, I responded with this:



    So when I saw Michelle Obama had made the mistake of posting a picture of herself holding up a white sheet of posterboard to protest the kidnapping of girls by Islamic extremist group Boko Haram, I decided to proactively address the situation. I did this partly out of preemptive frustration at stupid **** on the Internet, and partly out of a patriotic duty to point out that the First Lady of the United States could easily resolve this herself if she really wanted to, by refusing to screw the President until he dropped an entire Special Forces Group into Nigeria.

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    And a blank one for you to play with if you give a ****:


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    You win the internet for today good sir.

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    I'm 12 years old.

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    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Facebook is so depressing. It makes me sad how dumb people are, including members of my extended family. Most people are monkeys who barely manage to get through the day without electrocuting themselves.

    People can't form a clear, critical thought about anything. If they could, they wouldn't be able to put the idea into words. Being on Bullshido for so many years where ideas are challenged mercilessly and people get a healthy dose of ridicule when they write like a six-year-old has only made the rest of the world more unbearable to listen to.

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    #Hashtags: the cutting edge of counter-terrorism tactics.

    #BringBackOurGirls

    #Please

    #YouMeanies
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    Quote Originally Posted by goshinbudoJJ View Post
    #Hashtags: the cutting edge of counter-terrorism tactics.

    #BringBackOurGirls

    #Please

    #YouMeanies
    What, you don't think those shares are going to make that gaggle of girls magically appear in their homes? You honestly think the kidnappers are not burning with shame at each Like and #looklikeimdooingsomething I post? I just don't understand some people.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    What, you don't think those shares are going to make that gaggle of girls magically appear in their homes? You honestly think the kidnappers are not burning with shame at each Like and #looklikeimdooingsomething I post? I just don't understand some people.
    #FuckYouErm

    #FeelTheBurnOfMyHashTagFury

    #BringBackLimeSkittles

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    What, you don't think those shares are going to make that gaggle of girls magically appear in their homes? You honestly think the kidnappers are not burning with shame at each Like and #looklikeimdooingsomething I post? I just don't understand some people.
    It does builds political capital so that when we have an option to take action we can take action. In this particular case it shamed Good Luck Johnathan into accepting outside help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    It does builds political capital so that when we have an option to take action we can take action. In this particular case it shamed Good Luck Johnathan into accepting outside help.
    #justknockitoffdaw
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Well, that one failed to generate outrage and/or derision. Let's try again.

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    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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