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    The greatest "worst" martial arts movies ever?

    Not content to let a good thing continue unabated (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=122955) I'm starting a thread; inviting everyone to put forth their worst martial arts movies. Movies so bad, they became legend, and then myth...but they were still truly ****.

    We're talking The Room type of movies, but where it's all about TMA or general MA action. Please, if you mention Steven Seagal stuff, know that those movies are far too good to be featured on this list.

    Here's my first "best of the ABSOLUTE WORST" MA movies ever, starting with a diamond among gems--Fatal Deviation.



    Also considered by Cracked to be the worst movie ever made

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18632...ever-made.html

    Hehehe...let the games begin!!!

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    I think this is great but people say its bad:


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    Gymkata was the worst.








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    Gymkata was the worst.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymkata








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    Any ninja movie with Richard Harrison, but especially this one.


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    HOLY **** THAT FIGHT WAS EPIC!!!! Damn...good **** there brah, never seen live action 90's Naruto before. I can just imagine how the rest of this movie was.

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    I see your worthy entries, and raise you 9 1/2 Ninjas:


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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Any ninja movie with Richard Harrison, but especially this one.

    Here's my one up to you scene, good ninja!



    NOW that's some live action Naruto.

    Anyone feel like the Ninja Terminator fight scene was the inspiration for the final fight in X-men Origins: Wolverine?

    Two good guys vs one baddy?

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    Hmm...I don't think movies that are parodies count, they're designed to be **** on purpose. Hence they are self aware, let's post movies that have o clue how daft they are!! That's really funny! And Kung Pow was a good movie, even had the Matrix cow fight scene.

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