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    Quote Originally Posted by xstyle View Post
    You forgot the ice block saw. Ice block saws are CERTAIN DEATH to BJJ rollers...

    ...one moment you're in guard and then ZIP, headless.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I think I'll just avoid all wearhouse's in the jungle (if its possible) to be on the safe side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xstyle View Post
    Broken glass pfffft what about deep puddles! You could drown if you go to the ground!!

    @2:00
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGqBJx2xbqQ
    Not to mention belt driven machinery, giant blocks of ice and cartoonishly large circular saws.

    It's REAL in the streets, dawg!

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Not to mention belt driven machinery, giant blocks of ice and cartoonishly large circular saws.

    It's REAL in the streets, dawg!
    Don't forget about the cross dressing terrorist dogs!! They are death to ground fighters, cuz they will hump your leg and then try to explode!
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJMills View Post
    All of those body slams were flukes. This is how REAL MEN fight in parkinglots...

    That clip is hilarious.
    After all that posturing and the wide, pronounced stance he drops the skinny punk with a looping hook.
    Gotta love it.
    " If one wants to have a friend one must also want to wage war for him: and to wage war one must be capable of being an enemy." - Fr. Nietzsche 'On The Friend' Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Personally, the thing I find most dangerous about fighting in parking lots is when the cars start backing over you when you are rolling around on the ground.
    Cause you know, that can kill you..
    " If one wants to have a friend one must also want to wage war for him: and to wage war one must be capable of being an enemy." - Fr. Nietzsche 'On The Friend' Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZ View Post
    Personally, the thing I find most dangerous about fighting in parking lots is when the cars start backing over you when you are rolling around on the ground.
    Cause you know, that can kill you..
    Great point, glad I made it two pages ago.

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    I always love theories of when and where most fights occur. I once had a conversation with someone professing the strength of ninjutsu one time on the now-defunct Bruce vs. Jackie website. He claimed ninjutsu teaches you to fight at night, which is very useful because most fights happen at night. He didn't elaborate on that part so you can try to figure out for yourselves how he assumed a nighttime street brawl involving a ninja would actually play out.

    Reminds me of the parking garage fight between Elektra and Bullseye. Bullseye assumed Elektra would "hide in the shadows" despite the fact that there were no shadows to actually hide in.

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    GROUNDFIGHTING DOES NOT WORK IN THE PARKING LOT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    I always love theories of when and where most fights occur.
    Interesting my best guess would be most fights happen with in close proximity to bars somewhere close to closing time. I have no stats to back that up and I could certainly be completely wrong. Yet it is still what I am going to go with. Anyone else care to take a guess.

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