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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Like multiple attackers hang around, like piranha, waiting for a person to hit the ground.
    Weirdest thing - I was in this scrap one night, and the other guy slipped on a puddle of beer and fell on his ass. Out of nowhere, five of my best friends appeared suddenly and started kicking the crap out of him. The creepy part is, they had no idea how they got there. One was wearing pajamas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Pepper View Post
    Because we all know grapplers have no social skills. Even other grapplers don't like grapplers.
    You're thinking of badgers.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetware View Post
    I think you are misunderstanding the divide between sport fucking and serious fucking in the street. In sport fucking there's rules to keep everyone safe. In serious fucking on the street multiple participants are a real danger. As a result you should not roll around on the ground.

    Joke's on you sir, i have black friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    You're thinking of badgers.
    Honey badgers are known for a tactic of bringing down larger prey by running underneath them and biting off their testicles, and then following the blood trail and finally pouncing on the weakened, partially exsanguinated victim.

    Same idea with grappling, I think...it's just too risky to put your testicles that close to another person. The longer you're in the "honey badger danger zone", the worse it is.

    If your opponent knows Honey Badger animal style, it is the ultimate anti-grapple. NO can defend their testicular region from this brutal art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    ANY situation? You can't fathom a single situation out in the REAL WORLD where being on the ground is okay? The real world is full of all sorts of situations that aren't draw-your-weapon-and-murder-spree affairs.
    Actually, someone lying on the ground is capable of quite a murder spree as well.



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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Same idea with grappling, I think...it's just too risky to put your testicles that close to another person.

    If they know this Honey Badger animal style, it is the ultimate anti-grapple. NO can defend their testicular region from this brutal art.
    But what is a testicle bite if not a concentrated grapple?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    But what is a testicle bite if not a concentrated grapple?
    foreplay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    You're thinking of badgers.
    Badgers! We don't need no steenkin badgers!


    Sorry, someone had to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    If I sex up my lady on the floor for too long she kicks me in the head
    Something I am sure that hasn't happened ever in your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    You're thinking of badgers.
    I'm always thinking of badgers.

    ... they're dreamy

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