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    True Crappling

    I found a technique that will guarantee victory at NAGA, in fact i will try this on class tonight.....TO THE BURRITO STORE!!



    (I'm posting on a iOS so if vid doesn't show let me know!!) lol

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    The young teens I teach would get giggly when someone would fart in class. One in particular, who is a very serious competitor, would lose his composure. I suggested he ought to ignore the fart, no matter how loud or smelly. He started to argue with me so I hit him with this scenario.

    "You are in the gold medal match at nationals. You've been behind the whole match, but finally knock your opponent down and get him pinned. You have to hold him for ippon, because you are behind by wazari, and regular match time is up...if he escapes before 20 seconds, you lose. You are holding him in a lengthwise sankaku gatame, with your face near his crotch. No way he is getting out...then he rips a huge, smelly fart in your face...silent but deadly the ref doesn't hear a thing. Are you gonna hold him or start laughing and choking and let him go ?

    So last night, we are rolling, and he is with a (female) student. She farts loudly, and he doesn't even blink. Neither does she. No giggling, no stopping.

    Mission accomplished !
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    I want to get dropped on my head, by BKR, so badly....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JingMerchant! View Post
    I want to get dropped on my head, by BKR, so badly....
    Next time you are in North Idaho, let me know and we'll see what we can arrange.
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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Flatulence = t3h d34dly secret newaza! I am pretty sure it is still in the katame no kata somewhere. It's just silent.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    Flatulence = t3h d34dly secret newaza! I am pretty sure it is still in the katame no kata somewhere. It's just silent.
    Hahaha, his name is Travis Newaza.
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